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[Scottbot]

I use to be necrophiliac till some rotten cu.nt split on me













Sorry, terrible, i know...

[Scottbot]

I left my job in the nappy factory coz i felt i was pampered

[Lando_Griffin]

I used to clean toilets, but was getting bogged down.

[Lando_Griffin]

I used to make blunt pencils, but there was just no point.

[Lando_Griffin]

I worked for Sony for a while, but didn't want to get stereotyped.

[Lando_Griffin]

I worked on a farm for a few months, but chickened out.

[Lando_Griffin]

I worked in a pancake house for a day, but couldn't stand a room full of t*ssers.

[112-1077774096]

i used to be a sperm donor but i had to work a week in hand

[andy_g]

i had a go at being a trapeze artist but never really got into the swing of it

[Judge]

i used to be an executioner on the gallows, but could never get the hang of it

[Scottbot]

I use to play for Newcastle United but the manager wanted me out the door as souness possible

[Lionheart]

i use to work at a bank but lost interest

and if my wife finds out I'll be in the poo, so don'ty 'teller'...

so, we'll have to be 'safe', just in case she 'cheques' up on me. Hey, I might even get to make a little 'deposit' if I'm good.


Ok, I'll go quietly.   

[red37]

I worked for Sony for a while, but didn't want to get stereotyped.

   

[Woollyback]

i used to work at the sewage works but it was a load of sh!t

[red37]

i used to work in the chippy until i was scrapped for battering up some awld haddock