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by **drummerphil** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:59 pm

i use to be a dart player but got banned for always getting into the wrong bed.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:03 pm

these are getting worse, i love it

i used to be a train driver but ran out of steam

by **drummerphil** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:06 pm

i used to be a tiddly winks champion but kept winking when i should have tiddled.

by **drummerphil** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:01 pm

i use to work at a bank but lost interest

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:01 am

I used to be a detective but, that job was suspect and i didnt really have a clue :lookaround

by **Woollyback** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:07 am

i used to be a rent boy but just couldn't be @rsed any more

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:10 am

lol couldnt be arsed

I used to be a deep sea diver -had a whale of a time

by **Woollyback** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:12 am

i used to be a huntmaster but i just got outfoxed

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:14 am

I used to be a barber but i hadnt a baldy,and cut that short

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:23 am

I used to be a cloakroom attendant,but they told me to get my hat and coat

by **115-1073096938** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:30 am

The worlds best ever thread, lads, am actually crying with laughter and it hurts.

Quality :laugh:

by **Woollyback** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:37 am

i used to be a pedestrian but i left for another walk of life

by **115-1073096938** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:40 am

You've ruined it.

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:50 am

I used to make lightbulbs..it was an illuminating experience

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:09 am

I used to be a medium,but fate dealt me a bad card and i could see no future in it

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!