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by **Garymac** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:37 pm

Someone asked me once if i digged graves i said "Yeah, yeah, there alright"

hahaha lol rolmfao Durka

Durka Durka

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:42 pm

good god. it gets worse.

i used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.

by **Garymac** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:48 pm

Im a schizophrenic and so am i......

..... well u started it St Mike

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:49 pm

i used to work with a female archeologist?
but i p!ssed her off when i gave her a used tampon & ask her what period it came from :laugh:

by **LFC #1** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:50 pm

I make candles, it really gets on my wick!

by **LFC #1** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:50 pm

drummerphil wrote:i used to work with a female archeologist?
but i p!ssed her off when i gave her a used tampon & ask her what period it came from

by **mighty mo** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:50 pm

a contender for thread of the year

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:53 pm

drummerphil wrote:i used to work with a female archeologist?
but i p!ssed her off when i gave her a used tampon & ask her what period it came from

absolute GOLD!!!

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:54 pm

drummerphil wrote:i used to work with a female archeologist?
but i p!ssed her off when i gave her a used tampon & ask her what period it came from

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:57 pm

i was a gynocologist until i got arthritis in my fingers from working in the damp all day

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:59 pm

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:00 pm

i used to be a chauffeur but packed it in as i lost my drive

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:00 pm

I'm a gynocologist. Unlike Peewee, my fingers are still young and healthy . :laugh:

by **The Red Baron** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:00 pm

My sister works for the gas board if you wanna meter.

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:02 pm

The Red Baron wrote:My sister works for the gas board if you wanna meter.

thats the funniest thing i ever read :nod

i was a baker, i made loads of dough

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!