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by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:42 am

i also worked as a fluffer on porno movies but it was a load of wank

by **Woollyback** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:44 am

i worked in a delicatessen but i soon got cheesed off

by **Lionheart** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:33 am

Woollyback wrote:i worked in a delicatessen but i soon got cheesed off

No Woolly...that response is just plain mouldy!!

by **Lionheart** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:36 am

I'm a nurse...I've got all the patience (patients) in the world.

No seriously, I AM a Registered Nurse.

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:45 am

never realised u were a sheila

:D

by **Woollyback** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:55 am

i used to be a trucker but i came to a crossroads in my life and realised i'd reached the end of the road in my career

by **simic_ie** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:31 pm

I have never seen so many poor work related jokes in the one place

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:40 pm

i used to be a painter but i got the brush off

my dad made big cartons to hold paint in til he kicked the bucket

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:44 pm

i use to be a werewolf but i'm alright nowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :laugh

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:46 pm

i used to be a minder, but got sacked coz i couldnt write the theme tune, and sing the theme tune

by **The Red Baron** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:50 pm

I used to be a violinist....I got the sack for fiddeling

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:54 pm

this has nothing to do with this thread, but thought it was funny

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:00 pm

i was a postman, it was better than walking the streets

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:03 pm

i spent a while working as a vampire, until i got cross

by **2520years** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:18 pm

My grandad was a coalman, but on his first day he got the sack.

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!