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[wrighty (not mark!)]

I was a cockle picker, was jus something to tide me over

[dawson99]

i used to give out enemas but only coz i enjoyed the crack

[wrighty (not mark!)]

I used to be a professional golfer but I liked rimming the hole too much

[dawson99]

my sister was gonna be a fluffer but couldnt swallow it

my gay uncle enjoyed being a sparrer for boxers but only if he could get smashed around the ring

[Judge]

i was a spaceman, but agoraphobia got the best of me

[wrighty (not mark!)]

I used to be Father Christmas but I kept emptying my sack too early

[stmichael]

my dad always said fight fire with fire.

probably why i got thrown out of the fire brigade.

[Garymac]

Rolmfao, thread of the year!!!!!!!!!!!

Im a train driver, its not upto much now but there is light at the end of the tunnel.





*tumbleweed goes by*

[drummerphil]

i  ran a pub on the moon but closed within a month,the place had no atmosphere

[dawson99]

drummerphil was always on the drums but he kept getting lots of stick(geddit, stick, drum sticks... i'll get my coat)

[stmichael]

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. 

[dawson99]

i used to tie shoelaces but i got told to get knotted

[drummerphil]

drummerphil was always on the drums but he kept getting lots of stick(geddit, stick, drum sticks... i'll get my coat)

I think i would.......that was sh!te..........

[Garymac]

drummerphil was always on the drums but he kept getting lots of stick(geddit, stick, drum sticks... i'll get my coat)

In fact leave your coat dawson and just go 

[LFC #1]

I am a gravedigger, its the pits!