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[neil]

I'm a rich womans 'plaything'. Its good money as well.

[Woollyback]

how cool has this thread become

[stmichael]

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. 

[Woollyback]

my work motto:

never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely  

[greenred]

Ventriloquists dummy.I wasnt clever enough for the top job.

[Mikz]

No prospects there Greenred. Why dont you try gymnastics -Im sure you would come on leaps and bounds....
Or a dentist ? Im sure you know the drill lol

[Judge]

i do something very intelligent, which frees my mind to post bollox on here, and upset about 1% of folk. As for the rest that dont get upset, they are normal 

[dawson99]

i make bras. moneys but it has its perks

[Piewhack]

I worked in a pancake factory, at first i thought it was cool, then the standards dropped and they started making crepe.



I'll get my coat shall I....

[dawson99]

i did once get asked if i wanted to work in a colostomy baf factory but i thought they were taking the pi$$

[Roger Red Hat]

Well I only work nights............









.............I'm a burgler

[Piewhack]

Like the ham-burgeler??

Grimace wants his milkshake back!!

[andy_g]

i used to work in an almond factory - it was nuts

[Piewhack]

I worked as the toilet attendent in the same almond factory!
The pay was pee-nuts.

[Sabre]

My occupation is living well. The least I do, the better.


However, I must earn some money so I'm a computer scientist in 2 part time jobs. It's like firefighter work, calmness normally and sometimes fire and everybody calls you.