

LIVERPOOL VS HULL CITY AFC TIGERS
Thank god this is at home as Hull is a sh!t hole. Lets face it, if the country had an ar$ehole then this is where it'd be.
There use to be a pub in Hull called the Old Zooalogical. As a student we had a band that played there on occasions, one occasion been a rather drunken xmas eve. I'd got that piddled I sat staring at my guitar in amazement at the duff notes it was producing. I sat in a heap on the floor blaming it for not playing what I wanted it to do. We went off to some birds party to smoke a joint and drink a bit more. Now the women in Hull aren't known for their refinement, don't get me wrong here though, this lass I was tapping up well any man worth his salt would throw a mix in it! at least I thought...
We got stoned, got drunk and started to get frisky. Whipped her blouse off and thought 'my that's a hairy chest for a woman!'... yep. My hand went 'downstairs' and yep it had a fine set of town halls. It was a man in drag. I ran out of the door and down the street, you know when your drunk and your head runs faster than your legs? well that happened and as I was running I was spewing only I slipped in my own spew and went head first into a bus shelter. I woke up in Hull infirmary with my band mates pressing the panic button next to my bed cos the nurse on duty was a young student nurse who'd been in the pub the night before.
Anyway, we need to restore our winning mentality here. Nothing short of a 4 - 0 win with Suarez getting a hat trick. This could be the start of a mega points collection over the next month or 2.
