I'm disappointed with myself. I hate the mancs more than my mother in law, but because Everton have been struggling, I forgot how much I hated them as well.
Thanks for reminding me Wayne Rooney. You cheat. You look like a keg and when you dive in the box, you have as much grace as a sumo wrestler.
You're on your way to being the next Gazza.
I'll enjoy watching Carra teach you a football lesson at Anfield. If you dont turn up for the game, we'll send out a search party to the red lite district.