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OneHotRed wrote:He removed his armband and he said - torres Torres
Ill be soon to leave the "Mighty reds" - Torres Torres
The type of football that we play
Is full of Sh!t and farking gay
Fernando torres made to look like .


We can sing that when he leaves

He wasnt such a ladyboy- Torres Torres
He was the kopites pride and joy- Torres Torres
We will wish a fond adieu
If he looks for pastures new
We will never forget our Spanish number 9

Masch79 wrote:

bigmick wrote:Cor some of these are crackers aren't they?

Hey Mick lad wondered where you were when all these carols were getting posted. Thought you might be off rewriting the bible to take the pi.ss out of Rafa in reply   

Benny The Noon wrote:Latest Hodgson interview:


Roy, its been a difficult start for you at Liverpool, whats your take on your first few months at this historic club?

"well its certainly been a rollercoaster hasnt it? but I think we are starting to see the results of all our hard work"

Where in particular have you seen the most progress?

" I think tactically we have improved leaps and bounds from when I arrived, the previous regime had the team playing in a certain way and it was obvious that a change was needed. We have learnt to play on the back foot and our hoofing of the ball out of defence has certainly improved.
This was a problem for some of the players, Carra excepted, but I told them that its harder for the other team to score when the ball is at the other end of the pitch, so kick it as far away as you can as often as possible and you will limit the amount of goals you concede. I've said it before, football is a simple game"

You have one of the worlds greatest forwards in Fernando Torres and there has been much debate about his form, what are you views on Fernando.

"Well Fernando caused me a few problems at first, obviously hes a popular lad and a good looking lad and I think some of the players felt the need to get as close to Fernando on the pitch as possible. I reminded them though that they are on the pitch to play football and not to socialse and that they shouldnt be distracted by his presence. As a result they now leave him alone and isolated up front and he can himself concentrate on chasing the hoofed balls"

Overall how would you sum up this period of your illustrious career?

"Its been an honour to manage Liverpool and its been difficult at times but its not going to take long to get where we want to be, afterall the road to mediocracy is a downhill one and we are riding in a big turbo-charged bus with no brakes'

Okay I got to the hoofing it bit before I realised it was a wind up. Just a bit of gallows humour

5504 jokes later, GYBS FINALLY GETS IT RIGHT !!     

Thommo's perm wrote:Here goes

Rafas rants have got us all creased
With milk in bottles and a sugary priest
He uses food
When hes being rude
Coz hes constanly having a feast

Oh Hodgsons here and Rafas gone
Roy is trying to push us on
See you later
Fat spanish waiter
Put another pizza on

Great stuff!
More please!!

To the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Dane of Rawk

You better not scout
You better not try
Just get the fu ck out
I'm telling you why
Roy Hodgson is taking us down
He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna buy cast-offs from Sam Allardyce
Roy Hodgson is taking us down

He sees you pass in training
You keep it on the floor
But that sh it don't work round here now
So you're in the team no more 

Ciggy wrote: http://www.redcafe.net/f7/roy-hodgson-309052/index46.html

whats wrong with him saying that cig,
In ruth is it was not for themoney most managers like it when the aes ar not live oTV.

more to the pint  think ROY is trying to say,back f give me a chance i trying to work this out.

for me, after thinking of how the club was set up when he came here and the money he was given to spend i am not shocked what has happend.

am i happy Roy is our manager.......hard to say. i seen good in him and the bad in him.

but untill we have a full fit team he can pick from its hard to beat the guy over the head as much as i have done in thelast few weeks, so iam going to try and cool what i say about him and just see what happens over the next 5 games or untill he has a full line up to pick from.

i hope i am not going too soft on him lol

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:

Thommo's perm wrote:Here goes

Rafas rants have got us all creased
With milk in bottles and a sugary priest
He uses food
When hes being rude
Coz hes constanly having a feast

Oh Hodgsons here and Rafas gone
Roy is trying to push us on
See you later
Fat spanish waiter
Put another pizza on

Great stuff!
More please!!

To the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Dane of Rawk

You better not scout
You better not try
Just get the fu ck out
I'm telling you why
Roy Hodgson is taking us down
He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna buy cast-offs from Sam Allardyce
Roy Hodgson is taking us down

He sees you pass in training
You keep it on the floor
But that sh it don't work round here now
So you're in the team no more 

Like that one the best

They call him an owl
They say his names Woy
And managing us hes having no joy
Roy Hodson is wearing a frown
They show no respect
While taking the pi'ss
How much longer can we go on like this?
Roy Hodgson is wearing a frown

His statements are inspected
Through every single word
And then they're used against him
By every snidy turd

Thommo's perm wrote:They call him an owl
They say his names Woy
And managing us hes having no joy
Roy Hodson is wearing a frown
They show no respect
While taking the pi'ss
How much longer can we go on like this?
Roy Hodgson is wearing a frown

His statements are inspected
Through every single word
And then they're used against him
By every snidy turd

What tune do we sing that by 

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:

Thommo's perm wrote:They call him an owl
They say his names Woy
And managing us hes having no joy
Roy Hodson is wearing a frown
They show no respect
While taking the pi'ss
How much longer can we go on like this?
Roy Hodgson is wearing a frown

His statements are inspected
Through every single word
And then they're used against him
By every snidy turd

What tune do we sing that by 

Seems to work well with the ramones - the kkk took my baby away

Just logged on to find that any last shreds of dignity (not to mention actual football discussion) in this thread have been dispensed with and it's turned into a total p!ss-take.  Well, I'm not having it.  Like him or loathe him, he's still the manager and we're not going to spend our time on a Liverpool supporter's forum taking the almighty p!ss out of him.  Have a word with yourselves people.  Locked until people remember this isn't bloody Red Cafe or Blue Kipper.

re-opened....but please refrain from abuse