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by **lakes10** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:25 pm

tell you what, looking at all the results this year in the prem, Roy not done too bad lol
even Man u have only won one away game lol

yes i am making a joke

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:26 pm

Again lifted from Rawk by Gulleysucker

To the tune of 'God rest ye merry gentlemen'

God help us rawkite mental men,
And grimace with dismay,
Remember Roy our manager,
Is still in charge today,
He's saved us all from Rafa's power,
But down we'll go next May,
Yet he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
Yet he's well thought of at the LMA.

He's friends with Alex Ferguson,
He's friends with Allardice,
He's friends with all the newspapers,
Who think he's 'Very nice'
He speaks in many languages,
He's managed Inter twice,
And he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
And he's well thought of at the LMA.

Roy hoped he'd manage England if
Capello went away,
It didn't quite work out like that,
He's here with us today.
He thought it would be easy,
Stay 12 months and then away
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA.

He's very easy spreading blame,
When things don't go his way,
It's always someone else's fault,
He rarely wins away,
He's masterful at shifting blame,
And expert at high pay,
But he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
But he's well thought of at the LMA.

He's got a simple plan that works
He's confident, assured.
It's worked for 35 years now,
Will probably once more,
Have 10 play back and one in front
Then punt it up and score,
And he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
And he's well thought of at the LMA.

But cheer up rawkite mental men,
He'll not be here too long,
He's never stuck a job so far,
His technique's never wrong,
A paragon, a master,
He'll end up with a gong,
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA.

:laugh:

by **lakes10** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:29 pm

Chelsea 0 - 2 Sunderland
lol going by all the shock results this year Blackpool might win the prem in the end.

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:30 pm

in all seriousness, funny as this is, if this was in Rafas thread now the klinks would be carding left right and centre.

maybe you lot would be happier if you f*cked off to Rawk, left us to talk about actual football?

but as its cigs, RBG and bav, with nan popping in, its ok?

im gonna write my Rafa's a fat spanish c*nt doodah doodah song... thats gotta be funny as well right

by **lakes10** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:33 pm

dawson99 wrote:in all seriousness, funny as this is, if this was in Rafas thread now the klinks would be carding left right and centre.

maybe you lot would be happier if you f*cked off to Rawk, left us to talk about actual football?

but as its cigs, RBG and bav, with nan popping in, its ok?

im gonna write my Rafa's a fat spanish c*nt doodah doodah song... thats gotta be funny as well right

is that to the tune of "i've had the time of yor life"

by **tubby** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:35 pm

dawson99 wrote:in all seriousness, funny as this is, if this was in Rafas thread now the klinks would be carding left right and centre.

maybe you lot would be happier if you f*cked off to Rawk, left us to talk about actual football?

but as its cigs, RBG and bav, with nan popping in, its ok?

im gonna write my Rafa's a fat spanish c*nt doodah doodah song... thats gotta be funny as well right

Again what's Rafa got to do with the Roy songs? :laugh:

It's like a self defense mechinism with you lot, hear a bad word about Roysten and you automatically slate Rafa. :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:39 pm

chas & dave

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:40 pm

dawson99 wrote:in all seriousness, funny as this is, if this was in Rafas thread now the klinks would be carding left right and centre.

maybe you lot would be happier if you f*cked off to Rawk, left us to talk about actual football?

but as its cigs, RBG and bav, with nan popping in, its ok?

im gonna write my Rafa's a fat spanish c*nt doodah doodah song... thats gotta be funny as well right

Daws you can leave them on the Rafa thread if you feel the need ,but their just songs and its only the Rafa ones which have descriptions such as cunt ...
just breaking the monotony and having a bit of a laugh instead of taking things so serious ....

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:42 pm

but RBG, its not funny, its a bit childish and just not funny. start a 'funny songs thread for that, dont ruin another thread with the hahaha really funny stuff that only the 4 of you are creaming yourselves about wishing you could be popular on Rawk

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:00 pm

dawson99 wrote:but RBG, its not funny, its a bit childish and just not funny. start a 'funny songs thread for that, dont ruin another thread with the hahaha really funny stuff that only the 4 of you are creaming yourselves about wishing you could be popular on Rawk

I'm not registered on Rawk Lad ....never felt the need ..the fleeting time I spend on forums is spent on this one ..... because it used to be a good place to talk football as well as have a good laugh .....remember mate

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:03 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:
dawson99 wrote:but RBG, its not funny, its a bit childish and just not funny. start a 'funny songs thread for that, dont ruin another thread with the hahaha really funny stuff that only the 4 of you are creaming yourselves about wishing you could be popular on Rawk

I'm not registered on Rawk Lad ....never felt the need ..the fleeting time I spend on forums is spent on this one ..... because it used to be a good place to talk football as well as have a good laugh .....remember mate

yeah, when theres a funny post i'll remember

just you guys in glass houses throwing rocks like a bunch of in sync pmt mofos.... crying one minute laughnig the next, you guys scare me

thats why you can ruin threadds i guess, people are scared

fun times!!!

by **Thommo's perm** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:05 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:Again lifted from Rawk by Gulleysucker

To the tune of 'God rest ye merry gentlemen'

God help us rawkite mental men,
And grimace with dismay,
Remember Roy our manager,
Is still in charge today,
He's saved us all from Rafa's power,
But down we'll go next May,
Yet he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
Yet he's well thought of at the LMA.

He's friends with Alex Ferguson,
He's friends with Allardice,
He's friends with all the newspapers,
Who think he's 'Very nice'
He speaks in many languages,
He's managed Inter twice,
And he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
And he's well thought of at the LMA.

Roy hoped he'd manage England if
Capello went away,
It didn't quite work out like that,
He's here with us today.
He thought it would be easy,
Stay 12 months and then away
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA.

He's very easy spreading blame,
When things don't go his way,
It's always someone else's fault,
He rarely wins away,
He's masterful at shifting blame,
And expert at high pay,
But he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
But he's well thought of at the LMA.

He's got a simple plan that works
He's confident, assured.
It's worked for 35 years now,
Will probably once more,
Have 10 play back and one in front
Then punt it up and score,
And he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
And he's well thought of at the LMA.

But cheer up rawkite mental men,
He'll not be here too long,
He's never stuck a job so far,
His technique's never wrong,
A paragon, a master,
He'll end up with a gong,
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA,
And the FA,
'Cause he's well thought of at the LMA.

Thats really good

Heres another verse:

Now Roy is in a pickle
Because of Rafas cack
He left us with a pile of sh'it
Before he got the sack
Hes getting fat on Pizzas now
Thank fu'ck he wont come back
Coz they sussed him out at the LMA
And the FA
Yes they sussed him out at the LMA

I love all this. Its great fun

by **bigmick** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:08 pm

Cor some of these are crackers aren't they?

by **zarababe** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:09 pm

.. and while you're all having fun

Do you think the players are playing 'p'ss poor' to get Hodgson sacked/out - surely his tactics can't be that 'clueless' and he can't be that devoid of ideas truly?

I think the players may have realised he ain't the man for the job.

by **bigmick** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:14 pm

zarababe wrote:.. and while you're all having fun

Do you think the players are playing 'p'ss poor' to get Hodgson sacked/out - surely his tactics can't be that 'clueless' and he can't be that devoid of ideas truly?

I think the players may have realised he ain't the man for the job.

Lose on purpose so they'll sack Roy. Now there's a theory.

No, I don't think it's likely BTW.

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