LIVERPOOL vs Fulham - Sat 9 Nov - KO 3pm

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Postby redno7 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:27 am

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We need to come out and floor these. No excuses, lets have a top 4 type performance and show our intent from the the start. Suarez will start so thats 2 goals from him, Sturridge will resume his scoring so that's 3 - 0 by half time, then it'll be a goal a piece from Gerrard and Courtinho.

Final score LFC 5 - 0 Fulham.

Interesting tale from Fulham (well Brentford)...

I've never been to Fulham, however I have been close... played a gig one night in Brentford, met these 2 lasses, I copt off with one (we'll call her Doris for now) and my mate was left with the other (slightly plumper). We bought them drinks all night and I headed back to Doris's house, however, she warned me that her Mum (Edna) would be in bed so we'd have to be quiet. One thing led to another and we ended up upstairs. I went to the bathroom while she got the bed warm and I thought it'll be really funny to bounce back into the bedroom , launch myself up onto the bed, fully naked. So I got stripped off and scampered across the landing towards the bedroom. Now as it was dark I didn't realise the fecking cat on the landing top and I tripped over the fecker, lost balance and stumbled to the left...  head first through the bedroom door...   her Mum's bedroom door.

I lay on the floor on my back in all my glory whilst her mum screamed at the sight of a p!ssed up naked bloke laid on her bedroom floor. But it didn't end there, I ran into Doris's room grabbed my stuff and headed for the stairs. Now there was about 10 stairs from the top down, then they bent to the right for 4 stairs and ended in the kitchen. I set off down but in my haste lost my footing half way down and slid on my ar$e for the last 5 stairs until I hit the wall at the bend, flopped backwards down the last 4 stairs and hit the side of the cooker, denting the panel with my head.

I left. Never saw her again. She tried to facebook me only a month ago but I ignored her.
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:45 am

:laugh:

Move over Buster Keaton   :D


Enrique due for late fitness test , also Johnson and Gerrard expected to be fit but not yet confirmed.

Got tickets for the game and I'm hoping to see us really turn this lot over, even without the three aforementioned players but I'm taking nothing for granted.

Result, either a swashbuckling 4-0  :buttrock

or a nervous 2-1  :(
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Postby supersub » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:11 pm

woof woof ! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:45 am wrote::laugh:

Move over Buster Keaton   :D


Enrique due for late fitness test , also Johnson and Gerrard expected to be fit but not yet confirmed.

Got tickets for the game and I'm hoping to see us really turn this lot over, even without the three aforementioned players but I'm taking nothing for granted.

Result, either a swashbuckling 4-0  :buttrock

or a nervous 2-1  :(



and stay of the pitch this time
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Postby redno7 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:26 pm

thanks Woof...   I had to google Buster Keaton though
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Postby devaney » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:59 pm

Redno7 - Doris sounds as if she had a very luck escape !!  :laugh: Just hope Fulham don't get so lucky. I fully expect 3 points to get me on my way to 21 points for the next 10 games. There not great and their manager looks to be hanging by thread.

Are you sure it wasn't Doris's mum that tried to Facebook you.............  :oops:
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Postby redno7 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:44 pm

Doris was lucky cos me and Jack Daniels don't mix and I'd had a skinful. I'd lost my orientation and I remember now getting dressed in the garden behind a shed.
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Postby ycsatbjywtbiastkamb » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:44 pm

it`s in tonights echo that johnson and enrique are back and are no doubt expected to start.
thank god for that.
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:52 pm

ycsatbjywtbiastkamb » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:44 pm wrote:it`s in tonights echo that johnson and enrique are back and are no doubt expected to start.
thank god for that.


Good news indeed , anything on Gerrard ?
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Postby LFC1990 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:03 pm

Hope to see our strongest line up this game with Johnson and Enrique coming back If gerrard doesnt make it id go for this line up

                                          Mignolet
                     Toure              Skrtel         Agger

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                   Hendo                            Lucas


                                 Coutinho
           
               Sturridge                        Suarez
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Postby ycsatbjywtbiastkamb » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:50 pm

woof woof ! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:52 pm wrote:
ycsatbjywtbiastkamb » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:44 pm wrote:it`s in tonights echo that johnson and enrique are back and are no doubt expected to start.
thank god for that.


Good news indeed , anything on Gerrard ?


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Postby bunglemark2 » Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:31 pm

I'd like to think we give these a good hiding, especially after the no-show last weekend. Wouldn't be surprised if Jol parks the bus though...
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Postby laza » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:07 pm

Line up from Offal, good to see Agger and Coutinho  back

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Cissokho, Lucas, Gerrard, Henderson, Coutinho, Suarez, Sturridge.

Subs: Jones, Enrique, Alberto, Moses, Sakho, Allen, Sterling


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Postby Greavesie » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:20 pm

No more back 5 sh!te now we have Coutinho back. Haven't kept a clean sheet since we used it. Hopefully we have more luck in that aspect today and score a few. Come on you reds  :cool:
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Postby red till i die!! » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:24 pm

if that donkey cissokho can't impress against these then he's a lost cause. i would have played agger at L.B and put toure alongside skrtel until danny finds his bearings again.
we have got to thump this lot off the park  :buttrock  by at least 3 or 4
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