VS 
We need to come out and floor these. No excuses, lets have a top 4 type performance and show our intent from the the start. Suarez will start so thats 2 goals from him, Sturridge will resume his scoring so that's 3 - 0 by half time, then it'll be a goal a piece from Gerrard and Courtinho.
Final score LFC 5 - 0 Fulham.
Interesting tale from Fulham (well Brentford)...
I've never been to Fulham, however I have been close... played a gig one night in Brentford, met these 2 lasses, I copt off with one (we'll call her Doris for now) and my mate was left with the other (slightly plumper). We bought them drinks all night and I headed back to Doris's house, however, she warned me that her Mum (Edna) would be in bed so we'd have to be quiet. One thing led to another and we ended up upstairs. I went to the bathroom while she got the bed warm and I thought it'll be really funny to bounce back into the bedroom , launch myself up onto the bed, fully naked. So I got stripped off and scampered across the landing towards the bedroom. Now as it was dark I didn't realise the fecking cat on the landing top and I tripped over the fecker, lost balance and stumbled to the left... head first through the bedroom door... her Mum's bedroom door.
I lay on the floor on my back in all my glory whilst her mum screamed at the sight of a p!ssed up naked bloke laid on her bedroom floor. But it didn't end there, I ran into Doris's room grabbed my stuff and headed for the stairs. Now there was about 10 stairs from the top down, then they bent to the right for 4 stairs and ended in the kitchen. I set off down but in my haste lost my footing half way down and slid on my ar$e for the last 5 stairs until I hit the wall at the bend, flopped backwards down the last 4 stairs and hit the side of the cooker, denting the panel with my head.
I left. Never saw her again. She tried to facebook me only a month ago but I ignored her.
