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Rafa just has to say "fergie he has twitchy bum time"

[Ciggy]

Atleast this journo is telling it as it is 

Scott Murray
Friday 17 April 2009
guardian.co.uk


MISS! MISS! HE DID A FUNNY FACE!!!
If you managed a football team, and they traipsed back into the dressing room after 90 minutes of futile toil during which they didn't get a single kick, losing 4-0, and you'd picked Christopher Samba up front as your lone striker, what would be your overriding emotion? Embarrassment, perhaps? Or the sort of total and utter humiliation that makes a man knock back a litre of Juniper Surprise, then book a Special Calming Treatment at the Eternal Spa? Hmm. But however hard the defeat would hit you, surely your tipping point would have nothing whatsoever to do with a slightly overweight gentleman standing in your approximate environs, crossing and uncrossing his arms. You would surely still retain at least one sliver of dignity and self-respect, a sliver which ensured you'd not be unduly affected by something as trivial as that? Right?


Sadly that's not the case with this poor petal: Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce has admitted today to being on the end of a "humiliating" gesture by Rafael Benitez at Anfield last weekend. When Fernando Torres scored Liverpool's second goal after 33 minutes, Benitez got up off the bench and gesticulated to his team. "It was open arms and then a crossover of the arms," explained Sensitive Sam, before going on to do the hitchhike, the watusi, and the mashed potato. "It was as if to suggest that was it," added Allardyce, who was so offended he voluntarily went to Benitez's office after the game to swill his booze.
But even free pop didn't please Sensitive Sam. Not only was Rafa's Rioja slightly below room temperature, triggering a slightly unpleasant tingle in his teeth, but the Liverpool manager also failed to turn up in person. "Not explaining himself by not turning up in his office really shows what he is like," said Allardyce, who is 54 years of age. "The only people I saw were Sammy Lee and a few of the staff, but he never showed his face. That was just as disappointing as the gesture, and it typifies the man."

In total agreement is Sir Alex Ferguson, who ahead of Manchester United's FA Cup final with Everton, piped up: "Everton are a big club, not a small one which Benitez arrogantly said. But arrogance is one thing. You cannot forgive contempt, which is what he showed Sam Allardyce last weekend." It's very honourable of Fergie to stick up loyally for his pal Sensitive Sam in this spat - although it does seem strange that he did it before Allardyce had actually said anything today. Almost as if they'd decided to launch a pincer movement on Benitez while chatting over the phone last night. Ferguson, incidentally, is 67.

[JC_81]

Things are simmering nicely here.

Ferguson's bitterness and anxiety will only translate to his players and hopefully it will affect them on the field.

I think Benitez scored an own goal with his outburst weeks ago that coincided with us going on a winless streak.  Hopefully he keeps it zipped this time and leaves Ferguson to be the one crying to the press.  My suspicion is he won't though.

[J*o*n*D*o*e]

Rafa has really got this c*** rattled, how pathetic is it for old whisky nose to ring up big bung sam to come to his defence, this is going to be one hell of a run-in

never thought i would ever shout for everton but i hope they beat these horrible c**** on sunday.

[Number 9]

Things are simmering nicely here.

Ferguson's bitterness and anxiety will only translate to his players and hopefully it will affect them on the field.

I think Benitez scored an own goal with his outburst weeks ago that coincided with us going on a winless streak.  Hopefully he keeps it zipped this time and leaves Ferguson to be the one crying to the press.  My suspicion is he won't though.

I reckon he will say "it shows he is thinking about us and is scared of us"!lol
I hope he leaves it at that though!

The bit that is designed to grate is when Fergie said "No other manager of Liverpool would have done that"(cant rem exact words).
Hes trying to get Rafa to think about his conduct compaired to other managers and loose confidence,to feel inferior to other past mangers with that quote.Its a real put down when ya think about it!
Cheeky ba,stard must read books on psychology or employ someone to try and rattle us!
That today out of the blue in a conference about an FA cup semi final was pre meditated and well thought about!
Bas'tard of the highest order.
Our best answer is to hammer Arsenal on Tuesday!

[Ciggy]

Things are simmering nicely here.

Ferguson's bitterness and anxiety will only translate to his players and hopefully it will affect them on the field.

I think Benitez scored an own goal with his outburst weeks ago that coincided with us going on a winless streak.  Hopefully he keeps it zipped this time and leaves Ferguson to be the one crying to the press.  My suspicion is he won't though.

The thing is though, Furgie mentioned it before Fat Headed Sam, last night Allardyce was sat next to Moyes at the City game, this has all been planned by the Furgie wine club.

[Number 9]

Things are simmering nicely here.

Ferguson's bitterness and anxiety will only translate to his players and hopefully it will affect them on the field.

I think Benitez scored an own goal with his outburst weeks ago that coincided with us going on a winless streak.  Hopefully he keeps it zipped this time and leaves Ferguson to be the one crying to the press.  My suspicion is he won't though.

The thing is though, Furgie mentioned it before Fat Headed Sam, last night Allardyce was sat next to Moyes at the City game, this has all been planned by the Furgie wine club.

Just means they are all scared of us!

Collaborating scummy kunts the lot of em...Dont be surprised if Blackburn get a UTD kid on loan next season and Everton get a UTD outcast on the cheap!
Nailed on cert!!

[Ciggy]

Just means they are all scared of us!

Collaborating scummy kunts the lot of em...Dont be surprised if Blackburn get a UTD kid on loan next season and Everton get a UTD outcast on the cheap!
Nailed on cert!!

Im waiting for that bitter bog eyed gobsh!te to add his tupence worth.

[Reg]

Rafa just has to say "fergie he has twitchy bum time"

Thats the one

"I learn a new phrase..... 'de Whiskynose suffer da squeaky bum', no?"    "Its a fact".

[Dundalk]

Allardyce was sat next to Moyes at the City game, this has all been planned by the Furgie wine club.

Shouldnt that be whine club

[NANNY RED]

An how fecking disrespectful was Fat Sam to us an all . Playing a defender as a lone striker when McCarthy was on the bench. 

Still think the Fergie rant was hilarious though , Venom there for our Rafa, he is bricking it

[Number 9]

Just means they are all scared of us!

Collaborating scummy kunts the lot of em...Dont be surprised if Blackburn get a UTD kid on loan next season and Everton get a UTD outcast on the cheap!
Nailed on cert!!

Im waiting for that bitter bog eyed gobsh!te to add his tupence worth.

Sure people will just laugh at him as usual!
Bet all the bitters are made up,Fergie said they are a big team.

[Ciggy]

Getting slaughtered on talk sport the pair of them, by everyone     

This will backfire bigtime

[NANNY RED]

Getting slaughtered on talk sport the pair of them, by everyone     

This will backfire bigtime

iTS HILARIOUS

[Number 9]

Its funny as feck!!
Fergie getting sh'it all over!