JBG wrote:Rick Parry was hauled from his bovril and rice cakes after the match tonight to issue an apology to Mikapool for spokesman Tony Cotton's earlier incorrect press statement.
Whiping some crumbs from his lower lip, Rick appealed for calm from a hostile press, and resisted calls for poor Tony's job.
"Let me please be very clear about this. Milan Baros did not - and would not - bare his bare ar.se to Mikapool. I'm sorry for any upset caused to Mikapool and his family. The real culprit here is that scally Tiiger. Christ, even I would bare me ar.se at that chap!"
And with that, the bauld Rick unbuttoned his Boggi slacks, turned his back to the press, and proudly bore his behind.
It is very worrying I seen that on SKY news, bad times ahead
LMFAO