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[addy]

But you look like a Dick 

Sunglasses should be worn here: 

[tonyeh]

[Ben Patrick]

Any album by the Pet Shop Boys or Erasure.

Cushions. WTF is women's obsession with cushions and 'throws'? Gimme a comfy armchair, somewhere to rest me beer and the Sky + Remote. I do not need fecking cushions getting in the way.

Also, in addition to the wearing sunglasses inside comments - wearing sunglasses pushed up on top of your head. Yes mate, you do look like a nonce. Now get back in your Audi 'soft top' and feck off ya tosspot.

Erasure are boss.

Give them a little respect.

[maypaxvobiscum]

Any album by the Pet Shop Boys or Erasure.

Cushions. WTF is women's obsession with cushions and 'throws'? Gimme a comfy armchair, somewhere to rest me beer and the Sky + Remote. I do not need fecking cushions getting in the way.

Also, in addition to the wearing sunglasses inside comments - wearing sunglasses pushed up on top of your head. Yes mate, you do look like a nonce. Now get back in your Audi 'soft top' and feck off ya tosspot.

Erasure are boss.

Give them a little respect.

  always

[andy_g]

is any kind of bag acceptable, style gurus? i often carry a bag, it goes on a strap over my shoulder as i only really like to carry a rucksack when i'm in the mountains. should it be covered in pictures of football, boxing or fast cars to make it acceptably male enough or is the fact that it is plain black ok? i would be very upset if anybody doubted that i was 100% beer drinking, flange bonking, football watching complete man because of my fúcking bag.

[maypaxvobiscum]

do you use any of these bags Andy?

[andy_g]

i don't, no. but the one on the left looks like a handy and stylish little number. goes nicely with the gloves too.

[maypaxvobiscum]

yep i think the one of the left looks good too, and the 2nd one from the right is practical when you're going for meetings.

as for slip-ons, whats wrong with it? i own something similar to this one. difference is that mine isn't from D&G

[tonyeh]

They look like something from the 80's!

Shite then...



...shite now.


Sorry Maypax.

[Judge]

is any kind of bag acceptable, style gurus? i often carry a bag, it goes on a strap over my shoulder as i only really like to carry a rucksack when i'm in the mountains. should it be covered in pictures of football, boxing or fast cars to make it acceptably male enough or is the fact that it is plain black ok? i would be very upset if anybody doubted that i was 100% beer drinking, flange bonking, football watching complete man because of my fúcking bag.

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Bumped ,because its simply too funny to let die

A karaoke machine ,you're inviting all kinds of audible evil to permeate your home.
Velcro wallets ,how in gods name can you be taken seriously if you constantly have the noise abatement society on your back.
A Kappa tee shirt.....self explanatory that one
A gaydar ,leave the intuition to the women or the nearly women.
Jesus sandals ,unless you are Jesus or just generally like collecting dirt between your toes.
A cravat ,unless you're a judge or talk with a lisp.
A selfie stick ,they intrude on other peoples airspace and are only marginally less unmanly than Judge Rinder.
Own beachfront property in Brighton  ,again self explanatory.

[kazza]

[bunglemark2]

Budgie-smugglers....anyone who wears them is by definition a deviant !

[Reg]

How life has changed since the start of the thread!

iPod things sticking out of your ears, talking on the phone as you walk down the street...... hate it.

People who check emails whilst walking down the street and bump into you.

The millions of people texting each other as they walk, take the bus, tube or stand in a queue.

What the fcku is wrong with society these days?

[kazza]

How life has changed since the start of the thread!

iPod things sticking out of your ears, talking on the phone as you walk down the street...... hate it.

People who check emails whilst walking down the street and bump into you.

The millions of people texting each other as they walk, take the bus, tube or stand in a queue.

What the fcku is wrong with society these days?

Maybe we should do a google search on our phones to find out the answer