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by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:07 am

My mates' mums used to get a right going over in my mind!!!!

If they were old enough, their sisters too!!!!!

One of the worst was when a gorgeous teacher started and she used to sit there with a f*cking skirt on and her legs showing just enough to make a 14 year old sweat!

by **Mikz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:53 am

My mate had a nice wee sister back in the school days. We drilled a hole from his room into hers and had frequent peep shows :laugh:

I did end up dating her for a year lol there was just something I saw in her after that :eyebrow

by **Rafa D** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:57 am

Mikz wrote:My mate had a nice wee sister back in the school days. We drilled a hole from his room into hers and had frequent peep shows
I did end up dating her for a year lol there was just something I saw in her after that

a BROTHER PERVING ON HIS SISTER, BROTHER?!?!!?

thats sick brother!!

by **Mikz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:51 am

I thought so too brother! He needs :help

But I was happy enough to tag along

I was just using it as a study of human behaviour :laugh:

by **daxy1** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:08 am

my feckin god i think you must all be p!ssed up to be tellin the stories i'm p!ssin meself laughin at this thread how good

mikz brother you are a major perv drillin holes in walls i bet you drink in the lisbern (spellin) what the hell brother!... :wwww

by **Mikz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:40 am

Thats not really perve status brother is it? Now if we hadve drilled into the bathroom wall and watched her granny...I wouldve signed myself in .

It was interesting , the things they do when they havent got a tissue close at hand
:laugh:

by **Ace Ventura** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:06 am

Mikz wrote:Thats not really perve status brother is it? Now if we hadve drilled into the bathroom wall and watched her granny...I wouldve signed myself in .

It was interesting , the things they do when they havent got a tissue close at hand

Your mate must be f'cked up lad, although you got a good deal, i want a hole in a wall to perve through !!

by **Mikz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:16 am

She was pretty strange too brother. When you consider I spilled the beans about the whole thing when I started dating her and I assumed the peep hole (which was now widening dramatically) was filled in ...only to discover a few months down the line it was still there

Now when i think how we would often retire to her dormitory -just where was he and what was he up to..

How dare he invade my privacy :laugh:

by **Smeg** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:36 am

Woollyback wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:W@nkbank!!! God its times like this I wish I was a man

so don't you girls have like a "friggybank" or anything?

Lets face it wooly, I AM THE FRIGGYBANK.....

:glare:

.........

by **Bad Bob** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:39 pm

This thread has legend status written all over it. Real World II, methinks!

by **kazza 1** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:49 am

Woollyback wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:W@nkbank!!! God its times like this I wish I was a man

so don't you girls have like a "friggybank" or anything? :laugh

by **89-1159041913** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:14 pm

kazza are you a lez?

by **coddy** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:41 pm

Bad Bob wrote:This thread has legend status written all over it. Real World II, methinks!

you trying to say that smeg has started a good thing??? well i suppose everyone has their one moment of glory :wwww

by **luvliverpool** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:23 pm

CardinalRed wrote:
Bamaga man wrote::laugh: @ this thread its a cracker

J Arthur

Other eupemism's you may find "come" in handy:
Sherman
Barclays
One Off The Wrist
Spanking The Monkey
Making It Sick
Having A Tug
Pulling The Pud

You fella's got any more out there?

Beat the Meat

This is a hilarious thread

by **LFC #1** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:33 pm

coddy wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:This thread has legend status written all over it. Real World II, methinks!

you trying to say that smeg has started a good thing??? well i suppose everyone has their one moment of glory

by the sounds of things Smeg's only "moment of glory" is when he reaches the "climax" of having a w@nk.

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