Liverpool FC Forum

[Judge]

just been told this one:


a man bursts into a busy pub, points to his left and shouts ''all the ar'seholes to that side''

he then points to his right and shouts '' all the dic'kheads to that side''

suddenly the hardest guy in the pub stands up and says ''who are you calling a di'ckhead?''

the man points to his left and shouts ''over there, ar'sehole''

[Judge]

and this one, just heard:

a man is pleasuring a lady.

''would you like to try the social security position?'' he asks her.

''what on earth is that?'' replies the women.

''well'', explains the man, ''when my balls are touching your ar'se, your getting full benefit''

[Lando_Griffin]

you sick man!!!!

[chiggz_likes_owen]

I don't get the either off them or are they that easy to understand and I'm trying to hard.

[The Red Baron]

I don't get the either off them or are they that easy to understand and I'm trying to hard.

   

The innocence of youth.

[chiggz_likes_owen]

Damn you ................................