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[Rush Job]

As long as he`s at the club he`ll be my favourite player. I couldnt care less if he ate kids in his spare time infact I`d have the club deliver them. Just stick a muzzle on him when he takes to the pitch and make sure he`s fully fed and everything will be fine.

[Kash_Mountain]

Yep, he (lS) is a little crazy. that bite makes Jaws looks like a goldfish  . Anyway, he's staying for the time being, and will give us 100% when he's back from suspension. He won't cause more problems because it's not in his best interest. Additionally, it will give BR a bit more time to source a suitable replacement.......if and when he goes, though I reckon we'll we'll make it into the CL next season.

[devaney]

Good positive stuff lads. Am I in the right place

[Benny The Noon]

As long as he`s at the club he`ll be my favourite player. I couldnt care less if he ate kids in his spare time infact I`d have the club deliver them. Just stick a muzzle on him when he takes to the pitch and make sure he`s fully fed and everything will be fine.

It would be amusing to put a clause into his contract that he must play in a Hannibal Lecter face mask

[Redrider]

He's going, he's staying no he's going, he's staying, no he really is going!
The Suarez PR machine has as more loops, up's and downs than the Pepsi Big One.  Arsenal must be sorry that they ever learn't how to spell his name because when he departs as he surely must, it will not be to London.
The latest 'huffing and puffing' of disguised signals from the Suarez Road Show almost certainly means that my contract has my hands tied I intend to stay in the short term, until I can negotiate an exit from LFC to a team withwhom they are both happy as a non-threat with and who can stump up the money. in the mean time I will try my best negotiate less restrictive T's & C's so that I can bunk off at the latest next sunmmer and let's hope that Madrid or Barcelona find the cash.
PS. There is a vacancy as the Head of Suarez PR ltd.

[Benny The Noon]

Luis Suarez denies saying he will remain at Liverpool next season as questions over his Anfield future remain
Unsettled Liverpool striker Luis Suarez denied a report on Wednesday saying that he had decided to stay at Anfield.

The 26-year-old scored with a rocket and provided the ammunition for two quick-fire Diego Forlan goals as Uruguay overpowered Japan 4-2 away in a pulsating friendly.

The Arsenal target had been quoted beforehand as saying in an interview from Japan with the Uruguayan newspaper El Observador that he would stay with Liverpool.

But speaking after masterminding his country to a comfortable win, he denied that he had had a change of heart.

"I didn't say that, maybe someone else did and the main thing is that I am here now with the national team," Japan's Kyodo News quoted him as saying.

Liverpool have had two bids from Arsenal rejected and Suarez has been made to train on his own by manager Brendan Rodgers after accusing the club of breaking promises by refusing to let him leave.

Before the friendly with Japan, Suarez had been quoted as saying: "Right now, because of all the affection of the people, I'll be staying."

On Tuesday, captain Steven Gerrard said he would hate to see Suarez leave Anfield and he was confident that he would not be joining another English club.

Suarez has scored 51 goals in 96 games for Liverpool after joining from Dutch giants Ajax in January 2011 but is keen to leave to fulfil his Champions League ambitions.

The striker was all smiles before kickoff Wednesday -- in contrast to the forlorn figure he has cut in recent weeks during his transfer standoff.

A bundle of energy, he wriggled clear down the left before squaring unselfishly for strike partner Forlan to slide home the opener in the 27th minute at Miyagi Stadium.

Moments later Forlan doubled Uruguay's lead, curling home a free-kick from the edge of the box after Suarez had gone to ground following a robust challenge from Maya Yoshida.

Suarez proved a constant menace and scored a deserved goal in the 52nd minute with a venomous strike.

Manchester United's Shinji Kagawa pulled one back for the hosts from close range two minutes later, only for Alvaro Gonzalez to head Uruguay's fourth in the 58th minute as the floodgates threatened to open.

Keisuke Honda fizzed home a superb free-kick in the 72nd minute but Japan had already left themselves too much to do.

"You have to give credit to Uruguay," Japan coach Alberto Zaccheroni told reporters.

"They are one of the best teams in the world. They showed that again by reaching the Confederations Cup semi-finals this year."

Japan lost all three of their games at the Confederations Cup in June and a dejected Kagawa said: "We haven't learned our lessons from then. There is still a lot to work on before the World Cup."

[ycsatbjywtbiastkamb]

here we go again

[Rush Job]

here we go again

Whether he said it or not nothing has changed.

[Rush Job]

As long as he`s at the club he`ll be my favourite player. I couldnt care less if he ate kids in his spare time infact I`d have the club deliver them. Just stick a muzzle on him when he takes to the pitch and make sure he`s fully fed and everything will be fine.

It would be amusing to put a clause into his contract that he must play in a Hannibal Lecter face mask

Yeah and have him spend half time chained to one of the goal posts for every ones safety. And the should be a clause in his contract saying he must attend obedience lessons 

[Benny The Noon]

Maybe he can borrow Woofs juice book and only eat through a straw and keep his mouth wired shut

[Benny The Noon]

here we go again

Another weeks worth of posturing then the final stretch will appear - in a weeks time I reckon we will see other teams coming in with bids

Ill go for £36mil from Madrid as the opening salvo

[devaney]

As long as he`s at the club he`ll be my favourite player. I couldnt care less if he ate kids in his spare time infact I`d have the club deliver them. Just stick a muzzle on him when he takes to the pitch and make sure he`s fully fed and everything will be fine.

It would be amusing to put a clause into his contract that he must play in a Hannibal Lecter face mask

Oh by Jove that would be a jolly jape wouldn't it !!!

[redno7]

I almost p!ssed myself it was that funny ...  yawn

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

If he pulls on the red shirt once more, and plays in the manner we have become accustomed to ,then he will get my support.
Simple as that really .

[Redrider]

Another weeks worth of posturing then the final stretch will appear - in a weeks time I reckon we will see other teams coming in with bids

Ill go for £36mil from Madrid as the opening salvo

After some tough negotiaitons with Ian Ayre, he will be sold for £36.5m paid over ten years, plus an old boot stud from Di Stefano and a programme from the Eintract Frakfurt game in Glasgow.