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Postby JC_81 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:01 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:whats wrong Woof?

Juvenile smut Maypax.

Sorry mate but this kind of sh'ite is f'ucking embarrassing to the forum ( in my opinion).

It's devoid of any humour or creativity, hard to believe that it's not posted by a bunch of thirteen year olds snigiring behind the bike shed as they examine each others foreskins.

Have to say I'm with woof 100% on this.

Catch yourselves on FFS
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Postby Kharhaz » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:05 pm

john craig wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:whats wrong Woof?

Juvenile smut Maypax.

Sorry mate but this kind of sh'ite is f'ucking embarrassing to the forum ( in my opinion).

It's devoid of any humour or creativity, hard to believe that it's not posted by a bunch of thirteen year olds snigiring behind the bike shed as they examine each others foreskins.

Have to say I'm with woof 100% on this.

Catch yourselves on FFS

It is childish, and it is juvenile, however, it lightens the mood. Look around the forum and you will find it juvenile in many topics, with bickering and all sorts of spats going on. Its harmless fun, either join in or dont.
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Postby SupitsJonF » Fri May 01, 2009 3:52 pm

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Postby Judge » Fri May 01, 2009 4:22 pm

john craig wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:whats wrong Woof?

Juvenile smut Maypax.

Sorry mate but this kind of sh'ite is f'ucking embarrassing to the forum ( in my opinion).

It's devoid of any humour or creativity, hard to believe that it's not posted by a bunch of thirteen year olds snigiring behind the bike shed as they examine each others foreskins.

Have to say I'm with woof 100% on this.

Catch yourselves on FFS

john, this talk is done with and we have moved on, so should you
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Postby Madmax » Fri May 01, 2009 4:28 pm

what the latest on the story...
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Postby Judge » Fri May 01, 2009 4:53 pm

maypax gets swine flu and coughs his way from asia to.......................
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri May 01, 2009 5:03 pm

UK where he goes in search of...
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Postby Madmax » Fri May 01, 2009 5:10 pm

judges noodle shop but mistakely he ends up..
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri May 01, 2009 5:13 pm

in a gay bar where he meets...
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Postby Scottbot » Sat May 02, 2009 12:36 am

Big Mick all the way from NZ trying to punt the last of his 'Big Dildo' shop stock at prices that can't be beaten...
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Postby Number 9 » Sat May 02, 2009 12:41 am

Hark..said the angel in the corner..why the fuc'ck have you got my other wing?
remember the night you stood in the shi'te,ya had yer good suit on replied Gabriel..No i bloody well dont..so they went back to their brandy..then a dwarf ran out and said.....
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Postby Madmax » Sat May 02, 2009 3:03 am

"I dont want to be number 9 i want to be number 11" ... to bad the dwarf had to stick with number 9 so then..
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Postby Toffeehater » Sat May 02, 2009 9:14 am

he found judge and both of them started hitting it off
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Postby Judge » Sun May 03, 2009 8:15 am

but everyone wondered why judge was involved in everything and everywhere, god thought Toffeehater, that judge must be a GOD as he is everywhere, and only god ffs can do that. maypax thought judge walked on water, and indeed he did, number 9 of curse was jealous, coz thats he way.

madmax, on the other hand, had snapped some good dildo deals from scottbot, as he was selling them on behalf of bigmick!!

gabriel, gods right hand angel decided to smite.........................
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Postby metalhead » Sun May 03, 2009 6:16 pm

maypax for using the vibrator the wrong way, when suddenly...
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