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Postby JoeTerp » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:13 am

Ok, here are the rules. You have to pick a world XI, using one player per country only you are not allowed to pick specific players, you have to pick your team based on stereotypes:

                                  American
  Russian       Englishman           German          Brazilian
             Spaniard        Argentine         Italian
     Dutchman               Frenchman                 Portuguese
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Postby Mikz » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:51 pm

Could you summarise a little further there brother in more simplistic terms , stereotypes is too big a word for me  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:02 am

JoeTerp wrote:Ok, here are the rules. You have to pick a world XI, using one player per country only you are not allowed to pick specific players, you have to pick your team based on stereotypes:

                                  American
  Russian       Englishman           German          Brazilian
             Spaniard        Argentine         Italian
     Dutchman               Frenchman                 Portuguese

-----------------Friedal

Alves----Carra----Mertesacker---Zhirkov

----Fabregas---Mash---Gattuso

---Van Persie---Henry---Ronaldo
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:21 am

JoeTerp wrote:Ok, here are the rules. You have to pick a world XI, using one player per country only you are not allowed to pick specific players, you have to pick your team based on stereotypes:

                                  American
  Russian       Englishman           German          Brazilian
             Spaniard        Argentine         Italian
     Dutchman               Frenchman                 Portuguese

                                Uncle Sam

Stalin             Churchill                Hitler              Pele

             Franco            Maradona           Mussolini

       Goldmember            Napoleon               Eusebio.


There you are - a team of national stereotypes.
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Postby bunglemark2 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:33 am

JoeTerp wrote:Ok, here are the rules. You have to pick a world XI, using one player per country only you are not allowed to pick specific players, you have to pick your team based on stereotypes:

                                  American
  Russian       Englishman           German          Brazilian
             Spaniard        Argentine         Italian
     Dutchman               Frenchman                 Portuguese

You didn't say "male" or "female"...so here goes......and I'm off to get a new roll of bogroll  :;):

                               Tyra Banks
Natalia Vodianova   Kate Moss (?)    Claudia Schiffer     Gisele Bundchen

Raquel Navamuel   Yamila Diaz   Elisabetta Canalis

Doutzen Kroes    Laetitia Casta      Juliana Imai
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Postby aCe' » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:55 am

mmm...

                         American

             Italian     German      Englishman

Portugese        Spaniard        Frenchman        Dutchman

                                Argentine
                        Brazilian        Swedish
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Postby aCe' » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:57 am

is it just me or is anyone else confused about what needs to be done here....
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Postby Sabre » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:01 am

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Gorvachov(Rus)  Sir Clive Sinclair(Eng)   Boris Becker(ger)  Lula Da Silva (Bra)


Cervantes (Esp) Evita Perón (Arg)  Leon. Da Vinci(Ita)               Neruda (Chile)


                      Descartes(Fra)     Bruce Lee (China/USA)
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Postby Greavesie » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:59 am

what the hells this about?

Lando's would win tho :p
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Postby GYBS » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:27 am

aCe' wrote:is it just me or is anyone else confused about what needs to be done here....

i havent got a clue  :D
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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:58 am

Is this the most random thread of the year or what??

Totally confused here.
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Postby bunglemark2 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:56 pm

RUSHIE#9 wrote:Is this the most random thread of the year or what??

Totally confused here.

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Postby JoeTerp » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:29 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
JoeTerp wrote:Ok, here are the rules. You have to pick a world XI, using one player per country only you are not allowed to pick specific players, you have to pick your team based on stereotypes:

                                  American
  Russian       Englishman           German          Brazilian
             Spaniard        Argentine         Italian
     Dutchman               Frenchman                 Portuguese

                                Uncle Sam

Stalin             Churchill                Hitler              Pele

             Franco            Maradona           Mussolini

       Goldmember            Napoleon               Eusebio.


There you are - a team of national stereotypes.

Hitler is decent at attacking out of the back but gets caught out too much and gets dominated in the air as the match goes on.  Plus he is a bit of a head case.
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Postby Well Red » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:20 pm

Rafa's stereotypical world XI                               

                                     F Scott Fitzgerald

Dostoyevsky          Shakespeare              Schiller              Gullar

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      Kuyt                      Alexandre Dumas             Luís de Camões .
THERE WILL BE LIFE AFTER TORRES:

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