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Postby simic_ie » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:02 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:How do u know simic u got one :D

Yeah the b**stard is clenaing me garden out of lettuce... hes a scary lokking mofo too.. he looks like that rabbit dude from Donnie Darko... frankly he can havve my lettuce patch if he wants to  :Oo:
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:11 pm

just a little tip jay jay. Comb wet hair from the bottom up or you'll get split ends. :)
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Postby simic_ie » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:12 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay... never p*ss on an electirc fence
“It was my first of the season, my last of the season, my best of the season and the one I will remember for ever.”

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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:13 pm

just a little tip jay jay. to make your hips and thighs look slim on the beach, dig two tunnels under your thighs and make a small dent in the sand for your bottom. place your towel over the top and sit in the dug out area. hey presto, no bulging thighs and hips. :D  :p  :laugh:
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:16 pm

just a lil tip jay jay, don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on! :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:17 pm

Gerrard#1 wrote:Are you that desperate that you is asking 4 single girlz on the net

Just a tip Gerrard.
Desperate would be asking for married women on the net  :D
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:18 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote: :D Me mate bought one she likes it better than her man :;):

Yeah and I bet it never makes her sleep on the wet patch!  :D
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:20 pm

just a little tip jay jay. don't shave above your knees if the hair on your legs is blond.
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Postby simic_ie » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:22 pm

Jesus St. Mike... are you ok? ??? YOu are giving far to many female beauty tips for it to be ok ???
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:22 pm

:laugh: omg fpmsl at this topic :laugh:
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:26 pm

simic_ie wrote:Jesus St. Mike... are you ok? ??? YOu are giving far to many female beauty tips for it to be ok ???

i think i'm getting caught up in the emotion of this entire thread.  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:28 pm

Just a tip Jay Jay
Never wipe your ars* with a wet stick , the sh*t just slides off :(
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:29 pm

Just a liil tip jay jay, before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.  :)
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Postby simic_ie » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:30 pm

Little tip Jay Jay.... never fart the candles out on your birthday cake
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:34 pm

just a little tip jay jay. flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping- they called it opportunity. :D
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