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by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:57 pm

ust a lil tip Jay Jay, Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out.

by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:58 pm

ust a lil top Jay Jay. Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:58 pm

ust a lil tip Jay Jay, Exterior wood stain is a fast, long-lasting and attractive alternative to sun-bed treatments.

by **stmichael** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:00 pm

just a lil tip jay jay

Avoid losing contact lenses by drilling a small hole in each one and attaching them with a length of nylon fishing line. This can then be worn around the neck.

by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:00 pm

Just a lil tip Jay Jay. Mix tea with coffee, and leave in the fridge to cool. Hey presto!

Toffee.

by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:02 pm

Just a lil tip Jay Jay, Record the sound of your washing machine onto a tape, then confuse neighbours by playing it back on a battery operated cassette player during a powercut.

by **jay jay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:03 pm

thanks for taking the ****** you lot.

by **zackboxer** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:09 pm

No worries Jay Jay!

Just a lil tip Jay Jay, high blood pressure sufferers.
Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while thus reducing the pressure in your veins!

by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:10 pm

PMSL!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!

by **alan** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:46 pm

jus a lil tip jay jay dont urinate into a strong wind, dont break wind in your lasses face especially if you like number 69

by **ckay** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:48 pm

alan wrote:jus a lil tip jay jay dont urinate into a strong wind, dont break wind in your lasses face especially if you like number 69

I've done the second part of that. I wasn't well received at all!!

I haven't had a blow since!!

by **stmichael** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:00 pm

jay jay wrote:thanks for taking the ****** you lot.

don't mention it.

by **Dom1** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:11 pm

ckay wrote:Just a lil tip Jay Jay, Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

hahaha nice 1 ckay

by **Dom1** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:12 pm

jay jay wrote:thanks for taking the ****** you lot.

I think you shud be aiming that statement at me cos i started it

by **Dom1** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:14 pm

just a lil tip jay jay, a toaster is NO substitute for a kettle!!

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