by bigmick » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:26 am
I have watched Luca Toni with a mixture of interest, exasperation and latterly anger during Euro 2008. I have come to the conclusion that putting it politely, he is utter garbage. Less polite people may describe him as being sh!t.
I confess to talking through my pocket to an extent as Italy were my main wager after they'd got beat 3-0 by the Dutch (12/1 on betfair, good price and all that) but even so. Fortunately, such was the obvious ineptitude of their lone striker that long before they got put out on penalties by Spain I had already decamped a bit of cash onto alternative options.
I re-iterate though and conclude with a Sabre style quote. If Luca Toni ever plays football in the English Premiership he will be a total flop as he is useless.
"se e in una bottigla ed e bianco, e latte".