emabarrassing for me.
When I was about 15, one Christmas my brother went out to the pub.
Cos I was young, I had to stay in with my Mum and her sister (Aunty Vicky) and husband.
In the morning I got up to go for a p!ss and my brother sarcasticly asked if I had a
good night staying in. So I said back "Great night, I shagged Aunty Vicky".
When I got back from the bog, my brother goes "Mum just asked me if it was true
you shagged Aunty Vicky?" I thought he was just trying to wind me up and thought no
more of it.
That afternoon I walked into the living room where my Ma was.
She looked straight at me, and asked me to close the door behind me.
That second I knew she'd heard me. I wanted the worold to swallow me up.
Me ma was a school teacher and quite posh, so I was livid.
She then asked me "Did you sh@g Aunty Vicky?"
I denied it and walked straight back out.
Im sure she's still freaked to this day, has never mentioned it again
