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[woof woof !]

, Daxy in your shoes I would've moved away and changed me name, never to be heard of again.

[Woollyback]

, Daxy in your shoes I would've moved away and changed me name, never to be heard of again.

he did, that was when he lived in brighton and went by the name of mary

[66-1112520797]

I've only got one major one, and I aint tellin a fecking soul.

That ones going to me grave with me. 

[Roger Red Hat]

I might have mention this before but here goes...

It was my best mates sisters 17th Birthday and we'd been out on the raz (i was 21). Mates sister and her 19yr old cousin were both sleeping in bessie mates mums double bed. Mum was staying away at her new fellas house so I finds meself inbetween mates sister and her cousin, kinda fooling around a bit. Both lasses wearing nowt but their pants I continued in my pervert way of suggesting they both had a ride on the love bus that night and the old purple headed yogurt chucking trouser snake was in need of some attention... etc etc...

...anyhow, the front door bangs shut and the sound of heels walking up the bedroom stairs is heard. I slid under the sheet inbetween them and laid fking still as I could. It was her mum, she'd come back to collect some stuff. So she decides to get changed and off comes her top, jugs out, the lot. I could see through the bedsheet very well. I saw those puppies clear as day, then, yep you guessed it, the beaver was let loose...

..so, I kept this very quiet from my mate as in one night I saw his sister, his cousin and his mum completely bollok naked.

oh, I am very embarrased about it too - 

[daxy1]

:laugh: , Daxy in your shoes I would've moved away and changed me name, never to be heard of again.

he did, that was when he lived in brighton and went by the name of mary

yer fecker it was jane

and woof i should of moved and now ive mentioned it i have imbarising butterflies in me stomach   

[Judge]

, Daxy in your shoes I would've moved away and changed me name, never to be heard of again.

he did woof, he changed it to daxy 

[andy_g]

judgey mate, you can save time here by writing about your one NON embarrassing moment

[Bad Bob]

well on the dumping side of it there was one incedent/accident

it was my brothers wedding day night time party
i was 15 years old (feck me im goin back a bit)
i was knockin them back snake bites prper cider and black and all sh!te
and about 11 i kind of remember leavin to go home from there it was all a blank
but me ma still brings it up today to remind me that the blank bits are
i threw up over everyone sat at my brothers table includin bridezilla
wandered home got in the double bed my aunty from new zealand was going
to be staying in sh!tting and p!ssing meself then when everyone got
back to the party they woke me up to move me not knowing at this point
what i had done but when they woke me i got up stark bo!!ock naked
sh!t stuck to me cheeks and p!ss every were and threw up again
twas a night i try to forget but me mam wont let it go

THE SHAME

You aren't nicknamed Spud by any chance are you?  Can't stop thinking about Trainspotting! 

[daxy1]

well on the dumping side of it there was one incedent/accident

it was my brothers wedding day night time party
i was 15 years old (feck me im goin back a bit)
i was knockin them back snake bites prper cider and black and all sh!te
and about 11 i kind of remember leavin to go home from there it was all a blank
but me ma still brings it up today to remind me that the blank bits are
i threw up over everyone sat at my brothers table includin bridezilla
wandered home got in the double bed my aunty from new zealand was going
to be staying in sh!tting and p!ssing meself then when everyone got
back to the party they woke me up to move me not knowing at this point
what i had done but when they woke me i got up stark bo!!ock naked
sh!t stuck to me cheeks and p!ss every were and threw up again
twas a night i try to forget but me mam wont let it go

THE SHAME

You aren't nicknamed Spud by any chance are you?  Can't stop thinking about Trainspotting! 

ha ha it is bad im thinkin i should of kept it to myself though!

well it was embarrising moments thread!

[Judge]

judgey mate, you can save time here by writing about your one NON embarrassing moment

BUT I'D BE HERE ALL DAY ANDY 

[Bad Bob]

well on the dumping side of it there was one incedent/accident

it was my brothers wedding day night time party
i was 15 years old (feck me im goin back a bit)
i was knockin them back snake bites prper cider and black and all sh!te
and about 11 i kind of remember leavin to go home from there it was all a blank
but me ma still brings it up today to remind me that the blank bits are
i threw up over everyone sat at my brothers table includin bridezilla
wandered home got in the double bed my aunty from new zealand was going
to be staying in sh!tting and p!ssing meself then when everyone got
back to the party they woke me up to move me not knowing at this point
what i had done but when they woke me i got up stark bo!!ock naked
sh!t stuck to me cheeks and p!ss every were and threw up again
twas a night i try to forget but me mam wont let it go

THE SHAME

You aren't nicknamed Spud by any chance are you?  Can't stop thinking about Trainspotting! 

ha ha it is bad im thinkin i should of kept it to myself though!

well it was embarrising moments thread!

[Judge]

bob, post that picture of you in that pub drinking guiness

that'll do great in this thread, need a laugh    

[Roger Red Hat]

bob, post that picture of you in that porno getting humped by 3 big blokes
that'll do great in this thread, It turns me on    

perv

[Judge]

bob, post that picture of you in that porno getting humped by 3 big blokes
that'll do great in this thread, It turns me on    

thats nowt, i burnt me nob on the carpet with a fattie, not sure if it were female or male tho

figures

[Effes]

well on the dumping side of it there was one incedent/accident

it was my brothers wedding day night time party
i was 15 years old (feck me im goin back a bit)
i was knockin them back snake bites prper cider and black and all sh!te
and about 11 i kind of remember leavin to go home from there it was all a blank
but me ma still brings it up today to remind me that the blank bits are
i threw up over everyone sat at my brothers table includin bridezilla
wandered home got in the double bed my aunty from new zealand was going
to be staying in sh!tting and p!ssing meself then when everyone got
back to the party they woke me up to move me not knowing at this point
what i had done but when they woke me i got up stark bo!!ock naked
sh!t stuck to me cheeks and p!ss every were and threw up again
twas a night i try to forget but me mam wont let it go

THE SHAME

Tremendous, that had me in stitches.