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mosquitoes


i hate them, luckily now i am more used to their bites but they still itch a little, when i first came out here the bites were so annoying.

a little fact for you, mosquitoes are responsible for more deaths in history than anything else


(like ciggy i also have one of those electric tennis raquets, sometimes at night i go outside and just swing it, it lights up like blackpool illuminations
)   

Another little fact (I think  )

Coconuts are the biggest killers in Thailand.

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mosquitoes


i hate them, luckily now i am more used to their bites but they still itch a little, when i first came out here the bites were so annoying.

a little fact for you, mosquitoes are responsible for more deaths in history than anything else


(like ciggy i also have one of those electric tennis raquets, sometimes at night i go outside and just swing it, it lights up like blackpool illuminations
)   

Another little fact (I think  )

Coconuts are the biggest killers in Thailand.

i think thats made up mate   

i think the biggest killer in thailand is the fact they are all born without any common sense     

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mosquitoes


i hate them, luckily now i am more used to their bites but they still itch a little, when i first came out here the bites were so annoying.

a little fact for you, mosquitoes are responsible for more deaths in history than anything else


(like ciggy i also have one of those electric tennis raquets, sometimes at night i go outside and just swing it, it lights up like blackpool illuminations
)   

Another little fact (I think  )

Coconuts are the biggest killers in Thailand.

i think thats made up mate   

i think the biggest killer in thailand is the fact they are all born without any common sense     

No its true honest.

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mosquitoes


i hate them, luckily now i am more used to their bites but they still itch a little, when i first came out here the bites were so annoying.

a little fact for you, mosquitoes are responsible for more deaths in history than anything else


(like ciggy i also have one of those electric tennis raquets, sometimes at night i go outside and just swing it, it lights up like blackpool illuminations
)   

Another little fact (I think  )

Coconuts are the biggest killers in Thailand.

i think thats made up mate   

i think the biggest killer in thailand is the fact they are all born without any common sense     

No its true honest.

its about as true and the americans not being involved in 9/11

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Right, I remember being out of my head. Drinking buckets of Sang som one night, totally gone, and a Thai man told me this.

I woke up the next morning couldnt remember much, but I remember the 'Coconut' story ...... So it must be true.

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its a nice drink mate 


and its a nice story   

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its a nice drink mate 


and its a nice story   

I also ended up with a tatoo that morning.

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its a nice drink mate 


and its a nice story   

I also ended up with a tatoo that morning.

bamanga man and his new friend point out the offending coconuts





(i hope this is the tattoo you woke up with)

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its a nice drink mate 


and its a nice story   

I also ended up with a tatoo that morning.

bamanga man and his new friend point out the offending coconuts





(i hope this is the tattoo you woke up with)

Yeah thats me on the right, I'm no Crouch thats for sure.

[Bad Bob]

its a nice drink mate 


and its a nice story   

I also ended up with a tatoo that morning.

bamanga man and his new friend point out the offending coconuts





(i hope this is the tattoo you woke up with)

[The Ace1983]

My phone. I funking hate my sodding phone. It's a Palm Treo and it makes as much sense as using a sterilised needle for a lethal injection, and coincidentily, that's what it feels like to use. It's got a touch screen and a querty which you can't lock (apparently you can but you need a degree in nuclear physics to do so) so it rings and texts people all the time when its in your pocket. Now it won't link to my computer. The camera's carp, the games are dull and it has now decided that it won't give me reception at my house. Pile of dump. I hate phones.

I also hate the "comedy" Veronica's Closet. Awful.

[Kharhaz]

Dont normally bump an old thread especially one by me but lately, my biggest gripe is this:

Fat kids. Back then fat kids had a complex, kept quite and were generally the ones being picked on. Today my lad was at the park, telling some jokes, doing some acts to entertain his mates and a kid punched him. Now my brother was here also when he told me so straight in his car off we went. We tracked him down. Some fat porker on a bike, now I know im not allowed to touch him, batter him kill him. In the end I didnt need to. He raced to the local park on his bike were we followed him in my brothers car, he was that scared he left his bike and legged it across the field. The whole area was fenced off so we couldnt get the car on so I got out and walked towards him, now keep in mind he was yards away but still he ran. So I went back to the car and me brother drove it around to the other end, I got out again and the fat kid legged it to the other end of the field. We did this about 5 times, now I had no intention of hurting him but my god, it aint half funny watching a fat bully knacker himself out !

[Roger Red Hat]

hope you took his bike as payment. fat c.nt

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it aint half funny watching a fat bully knacker himself out !

just reminded me, has anyone seen lando online? I didnt see him on for ages

[maypaxvobiscum]

my family left singapore. and i stayed instead of joining them in australia cause of my gf, who ended up becoming my fiance, before becoming my ex. its so fecked up. why oh why are girls so the way they are. after all i have given up, my friends, my family, i would spend around $300 on her each week, etc. and here i am all alone. bored to death. messed up. more often then not on newkit cos this is all ive got. im so fecking lonely. i wish i wasnt so emotional and sensitive. i wish i was an a$$hole. ladies say finding someone who is emotional and sensitive is so hard but being one is harder cause you're used and abused. i hardly utter a word at work. the girls in the bar are trying to get me to loosen up but its so hard when they dont know why you're quiet and solemn and im trying but its hard.

quoting a writer: ''death is not the greatest lost in life. the greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live''