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by **woof woof !** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:23 pm

Travellin' around India and was sharing a room with a couple of other people (male and female). Got out of bed one morning and decided to wake the others with a fart the would frighten cattle. Unfortunately as the rip snorter exploded from my a'rse so did a pint of the previous nights curry ! . The others awoken by the sound watched speechless as I hobbled towards the shower room, clasping closed the leg of my previously spotless white cotton pants.

Fu*king embarrassing

by **Judge** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:28 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Travellin' around India and was sharing a room with a couple of other people (male and female). Got out of bed one morning and decided to wake the others with a fart the would frighten cattle. Unfortunately as the rip snorter exploded from my a'rse so did a pint of the previous nights curry ! . The others awoken by the sound watched speechless as I hobbled towards the shower room, clasping closed the leg of my previously spotless white cotton pants.

Fu*king embarrassing

not that embarrassing that you feel the need to tell us

by **woof woof !** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:53 pm

Been living with the memory for years Judge , just had to get it off my chest.

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by **dawson99** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:54 pm

have they gotten it off there chests yet?

by **woof woof !** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:08 pm

Think they're to embarrassed to talk about Daws.

by **dawson99** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:13 pm

Im not even in that league when it comes to embarressment and the only thing i can think of, well i cant print... but involves putting a finger when you shouldnt and a randy bird lol

Most of my embarressments cmoe from my drinking. we will be out, get back to a house party, and on 3 occassions as weve all fallen asleep a different bird has said 'so, shall we go upstairs' and all 3 times i have said 'nah, wanna sleep'

one of them was the spitting image of natalie protman, hence now i have the fascination...oh what could have been...

by **woof woof !** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:17 pm

dawson99 wrote:Most of my embarressments cmoe from my drinking. we will be out, get back to a house party, and on 3 occassions as weve all fallen asleep a different bird has said 'so, shall we go upstairs' and all 3 times i have said 'nah, wanna sleep'

Think we file that one under "avoiding embarrassment" Dawsinio.

by **dawson99** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:18 pm

thats for them to start the topic on :;):

by **Kharhaz** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:31 pm

My moment came when I worked in an import/export office. I was operating the weighbridge early one morning and outside there were a cue of lorries waiting to be loaded. Now a ship arrived the night before to deliver loads of timber and the like to us in which we distributed all around the country to various companies. So each lorry jumped on the weighbridge, I weighed them in however nothing was mentioned to me about it so I used my "initiative", bear in mind I was 17 at the time, on YTS (Young, Thick and Stupid), so I decided to give each driver whatever amount they asked for on there paperwork. About 20 or 30 lorries all came on and I was dishing out loads of timber left right and center. Then the management arrived later on and had a look at whats what. Then I got called into the managers office. Each vehicle needed a particular size of timber and that a number of vehicles came from different companies and required a particular size. I however gave them a mixed batch ! Every one of them ! So all the vehicles went of to scotland, wales, ireland, london everywhere ! and they all had to be called back to get the correct loads. Needless to say my career kinda spiraled since that incident !

by **Woollyback** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:00 pm

woke up early one saturday morning in some bird's bed in liverpool and realised now the beer goggles were gone she wasn't the honey i thought she was the night before. in fact she was a little short@rse minger so i managed to sneak outta the bed and out of her house without waking her. phew, i thought as i stood at the bus stop trying to work out where the hell i was. until i realised i'd left my wallet in her house and had to go back and knock on the door and explain what i was doing outside. oh the shame

by **metalhead** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:05 pm

Woollyback wrote:woke up early one saturday morning in some bird's bed in liverpool and realised now the beer goggles were gone she wasn't the honey i thought she was the night before. in fact she was a little short@rse minger so i managed to sneak outta the bed and out of her house without waking her. phew, i thought as i stood at the bus stop trying to work out where the hell i was. until i realised i'd left my wallet in her house and had to go back and knock on the door and explain what i was doing outside. oh the shame

serves you right

by **Effes** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:33 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Travellin' around India and was sharing a room with a couple of other people (male and female). Got out of bed one morning and decided to wake the others with a fart the would frighten cattle. Unfortunately as the rip snorter exploded from my a'rse so did a pint of the previous nights curry ! . The others awoken by the sound watched speechless as I hobbled towards the shower room, clasping closed the leg of my previously spotless white cotton pants.

Fu*king embarrassing

When I saw the title of this thread I thought of a very similar
thing I did once, ages ago.

After a night on the ale, I was goin to the bog in my dressing
gown for a dump. As my brother was walking up the stairs I
decided to do that thing where you use fingers as a gun and fart.
Unfortunatley all I did was a huge dump on the landing.

My brother thought I'd gone loopy.

by **JBG** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:48 pm

Effes wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Travellin' around India and was sharing a room with a couple of other people (male and female). Got out of bed one morning and decided to wake the others with a fart the would frighten cattle. Unfortunately as the rip snorter exploded from my a'rse so did a pint of the previous nights curry ! . The others awoken by the sound watched speechless as I hobbled towards the shower room, clasping closed the leg of my previously spotless white cotton pants.

Fu*king embarrassing

When I saw the title of this thread I thought of a very similar
thing I did once, ages ago.

After a night on the ale, I was goin to the bog in my dressing
gown for a dump. As my brother was walking up the stairs I
decided to do that thing where you use fingers as a gun and fart.
Unfortunatley all I did was a huge dump on the landing.

My brother thought I'd gone loopy.

Nasty.

by **Emerald Red** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:24 am

Effes wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Travellin' around India and was sharing a room with a couple of other people (male and female). Got out of bed one morning and decided to wake the others with a fart the would frighten cattle. Unfortunately as the rip snorter exploded from my a'rse so did a pint of the previous nights curry ! . The others awoken by the sound watched speechless as I hobbled towards the shower room, clasping closed the leg of my previously spotless white cotton pants.

Fu*king embarrassing

When I saw the title of this thread I thought of a very similar
thing I did once, ages ago.

After a night on the ale, I was goin to the bog in my dressing
gown for a dump. As my brother was walking up the stairs I
decided to do that thing where you use fingers as a gun and fart.
Unfortunatley all I did was a huge dump on the landing.

My brother thought I'd gone loopy.

by **daxy1** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:33 am

well on the dumping side of it there was one incedent/accident

it was my brothers wedding day night time party
i was 15 years old (feck me im goin back a bit)
i was knockin them back snake bites prper cider and black and all sh!te
and about 11 i kind of remember leavin to go home from there it was all a blank
but me ma still brings it up today to remind me that the blank bits are
i threw up over everyone sat at my brothers table includin bridezilla
wandered home got in the double bed my aunty from new zealand was going
to be staying in sh!tting and p!ssing meself then when everyone got
back to the party they woke me up to move me not knowing at this point
what i had done but when they woke me i got up stark bo!!ock naked
sh!t stuck to me cheeks and p!ss every were and threw up again
twas a night i try to forget but me mam wont let it go

THE SHAME

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