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by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:51 pm

she was a good lass, miss her

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:50 am

anyone ever had the situation where your banging a bird away and the front door opens and its her husband come home early. Now, do ya face whats coming to ya or climb out the window and leg it down the road?

:laugh:

by **Sabre** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:26 am

Lee J wrote:anyone ever had the situation where your banging a bird away and the front door opens and its her husband come home early. Now, do ya face whats coming to ya or climb out the window and leg it down the road?

I haven't been in the situation. My answer would be adaptable depending on circunstances. If a Leonmc-ish guy appeared, then go naked through the window. If he was not big guy, then I might do the diplomatic approach.

by **Judge** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:50 pm

Lee J wrote:lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

needless to say leej thought better of having a go, the beer bottle was the clear winner

proverb for leej - never put a tack where a nail has been

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:28 pm

Judge wrote:
Lee J wrote:lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

needless to say leej thought better of having a go, the beer bottle was the clear winner

proverb for leej - never put a tack where a nail has been

Proverb for Judge...

fk off ya cabbage.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:34 pm

Reason I ask is, I was once in this situation. I'd been happily knocking the back out of this lass when her front door opened. I lept off and she says 'sh!t, it's me husband, he's home early!!'

Now I looked at the window, then at the door, then back at the window...

...I'd managed to get me jeans on and me adidas samba's on me feet when in he walked. He was about the same build as me. I spouted out "Look mate, im really sorry. She didnt tell me she was married and I had no idea" and he was as nice as pie, he just said really calmly "It's not your fault mate, it's mine for trusting this fking slapper. Get ya stuff and fk off, i'll sort this out."

So I left.

i thought i was in for a slap. :laugh:

by **PhiLFC** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:42 pm

Lee J wrote:... he just said really calmly "It's not your fault mate, it's mine for trusting this fking slapper. Get ya stuff and fk off, i'll sort this out."

So I left.

i thought i was in for a slap.

...so I left... aaaaaargh ha ha ha ha fucking ace

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:57 pm

I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

by **Sabre** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:01 pm

Lee J wrote:I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

Yeh, but not every guy around will see things like the bloke you met.

Unfortunately.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:37 pm

true, natural reaction to lash out i s'pose.

Here's another serious question:

Ever farted so hard you popped your back out? :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:02 pm

Lee J wrote:I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

i'd probably shoot you with my twelve bore, then slit her throat, and watch you both die. Then bury you both under my patio

by **Sabre** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:04 pm

Judge wrote:
Lee J wrote:I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

i'd probably shoot you with my twelve bore, then slit her throat, and watch you both die. Then bury you both under my patio

Too much blood to clean afterwards. My choice would be giving them 10 minutes to finnish, and another 40 mins so that she packs her things and leaves house.

As for the fart. No, but I did try

by **Judge** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:41 pm

Sabre wrote:
Judge wrote:
Lee J wrote:I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

i'd probably shoot you with my twelve bore, then slit her throat, and watch you both die. Then bury you both under my patio

Too much blood to clean afterwards. My choice would be giving them 10 minutes to finnish, and another 40 mins so that she packs her things and leaves house.

As for the fart. No, but I did try

too much blood ?? i would use self cauterising shells in the gun, and a surgical hot knife to cut the throat - problem solved - no blood at all, well not much anyway......wuhahahahahahaha

or tie them up, poor fuel over them both while he still stuck inside, and burn both of them, while shouting ''so you think she's hot stuff''

:devil:

muhahahahahaha

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:58 pm

or join in as a 3 some. she'd hardly refuse cos if she does, tell her to fk off. then invite her sister around too

by **Judge** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:15 pm

definition of rodeo sex

while riding your missus, tell her youve been tupping her sister and see how long you can stay on

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