Liverpool FC Forum

[The Ace1983]

any of you guys been with a girl who can squeeze the inside of her love hole while your in there.?

made me jump a mile first time it happened but it's kinda nice.

she sort of tenses the inside - squeezes ya old man.

I had a girl cough mid way and it nearly snapped me in half. Now I request it.

[ste123lfc]

Lando has the easiest idea, just pinch the end of your gristly blue veined bang stick and bobs your uncle, fanny's your aunt and dicks your best mate.

[maypaxvobiscum]

any of you guys been with a girl who can squeeze the inside of her love hole while your in there.?

made me jump a mile first time it happened but it's kinda nice.

she sort of tenses the inside - squeezes ya old man.

yeah 

it was so good. it was like putting ur dick into a nice warm lava filled volcano and as if by magic the volcano becomes tighter.

[Roger Red Hat]

love it.

unfortunatly my lass cant do the same trick, but her sister can so thats ok.

[maypaxvobiscum]

this is impossible. i met my lass today, and she is refusing to kiss or hug me or hold my hand cuz im in a liverpool jersey. unfortunately she supports manure.
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[Roger Red Hat]

then when she wears her man u shirt you must return the favour...



... by lobbing your 3-for-a-bob out and p!ssing on her

[Bad Bob]

this is impossible. i met my lass today, and she is refusing to kiss or hug me or hold my hand cuz im in a liverpool jersey. unfortunately she supports manure.
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Dump her now, lad.  You'll never get any joy off her.  Fergie was prepared to go to court to prevent a player he no longer rated from joining us...you think a Man U supporter is going to give you so much as a hand shandy?

[babu]

close the freekin door!

[red37]

Remember this Bob....... 

[The Ace1983]

[Bad Bob]

Remember this Bob....... 

Someone's forgotten to use Sabre's patented breathing techniques!

[Sabre]

I don't understand anything. I mount a bit of scandal for putting a tit-o-graph as it may be sexist, and then I can read cum on the faces, píss on the faces and the stuff. If I write that in my country, I'd be prosecuted by feminist associations, .

As for the mate with a Manchester girlfriend, there's an old spanish saying "you can change your wife, but you don't change your team"

[red37]

there's an old spanish saying "you can change your wife, but you don't have to change your undies"

[Sabre]

there's an old spanish saying "you can change your wife, but you don't have to change your undies"

You're Judge and I claim my 5 pounds!

You'd be surprised to know the stats of how often people change the undies in Europe, and girls remove their hair. It's out there, available. 

[red37]

there's an old spanish saying "you can change your wife, but you don't have to change your undies"

You're Judge and I claim my 5 pounds!

You'd be surprised to know the stats of how often people change the undies in Europe, and girls remove their hair. It's out there, available. 

Undies:

3 days side A. Rest of the week inside out. That Ariel non-bio's dear stuff yer know!