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[Sabre]

there's an old spanish saying "you can change your wife, but you don't have to change your undies"

You're Judge and I claim my 5 pounds!

You'd be surprised to know the stats of how often people change the undies in Europe, and girls remove their hair. It's out there, available. 

Undies:

3 days side A. Rest of the week inside out. That Ariel non-bio's dear stuff yer know!   

Yeh, yellow on front, brown on the back. Right. *sigh*

[ste123lfc]

Throw them against the wall if they stick give them a wash, if they slide down, they're fit for another day

[maypaxvobiscum]

Throw them against the wall if they stick give them a wash, if they slide down, they're fit for another day

disgusting           

[Igor Zidane]

This thread is deffo a classic. How did it get from breathing and having a ham shank to changing your undies or not. Feckin hilarious.    

[Sabre]

Throw them against the wall if they stick give them a wash, if they slide down, they're fit for another day

In Spain we have another level of filthy, when they creep up  the wall. That's when we consider to wash them

[Kharhaz]

I mount a bit of scandal

Is that a doley spaniard kinda person?

[Roger Red Hat]

when they get that sticky that they rip the hairs out of your nut sack when you take em off - they need a wash.

I rarley wear any these days anyway.

[The Ace1983]

I once managed to go a whole term at Uni without doing any washing of clothes and by the end of it, my dirty clothes basket was like the arc of the covenent. I just poured a load of bleach in the bath and dumped it out. There was one pair of pants stuck to the bottom of it and I sware they were looking at me, man. That's how you know your shorts are overdue a scrubbing. I think that batch developed a nervous system and a superego.

[Roger Red Hat]

I once managed to go a whole term at Uni without doing any washing of clothes and by the end of it, my dirty clothes basket was like the arc of the covenent. I just poured a load of bleach in the bath and dumped it out. There was one pair of pants stuck to the bottom of it and I sware they were looking at me, man. That's how you know your shorts are overdue a scrubbing. I think that batch developed a nervous system and a superego.

scruffy soap dodging leech 

[The Ace1983]

I once managed to go a whole term at Uni without doing any washing of clothes and by the end of it, my dirty clothes basket was like the arc of the covenent. I just poured a load of bleach in the bath and dumped it out. There was one pair of pants stuck to the bottom of it and I sware they were looking at me, man. That's how you know your shorts are overdue a scrubbing. I think that batch developed a nervous system and a superego.

scruffy soap dodging leech 

scruffy soap dodging leech like a fox!

[Judge]

any of you guys been with a girl who can squeeze the inside of her love hole while your in there.?

made me jump a mile first time it happened but it's kinda nice.

she sort of tenses the inside - squeezes ya old man.

Mate in Thailand I've been with birds who can take the top of a beer bottle with the lips of their flange.

Had one bird who could feed you fried rice using a pair of chop sticks inserted in her flue . 

that kind of retort is exactly what we need in the real world 

[Roger Red Hat]

a lass at my high school could get a beer bottle up her chuff. I might still have a photo of it

[GRAHAM01]

a lass at my high school could get a beer bottle up her chuff. I might still have a photo of it

ya but what he is not telling everyone is that it was a 2 litre bottle 

[Roger Red Hat]

lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

[The Ace1983]

lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

That's alright then. You'd have been in trouble if it had been a bottle of wine with a cork in the top.