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[Rafa D]

Teach us your breathing techniques you crazy Spaniard 

[Sabre]

Yeah Wankworld and all you want, but you'll be saying thank you to me the next time you manage to bed some fit birds.

Most problems with being premature are due to wanks precisely. You do a quick W*nk, you don't put any obstacle to eyaculation, and the muscles involved in being a good lover are not worked out. Thus, you feel like a bellend, the girl tell her friends that you are a premature, and it's a shame for years

There are two tricks that I learnt after my disasterous first times, and they need no previous W*nk nor anything. When you eyaculate you can sense the muscle involved there within the anus and your balls. It's the same muscle that you use when you want to stop píss. When you píss, stop and start the píss every 3 seconds. Yes it is ridiculous, but your muscle is working out and nobody is seeing you. And the next time you have to perform it will be stronger. Like all the muscles this trick needs patience and constance to be worked out, so it's a long term solution.

The other important one is breathing mate. There are 3 kind of breathings, the one that makes bigger your chest, the middle breathing, and the one that makes bigger your belly. When we sleep, we do the latter. When we are having sex or sport, we tend to use the upper breathing. When you think you are reaching to the point of eyaculation, use on purpose the belly breathing and you'll be surprised it's far much easier to control, add to that the same movement of "stopping" the píss, and with abit of practice, you'll be a 1hour performer, because you can control your cycles as long as you want. 

It's a matter of practice, tell me the next time you try. Your girlfriends will be happy.

[red37]

Or, just pinch yer Bell at the critical moment 

[66-1112520797]

Yeah Wankworld and all you want, but you'll be saying thank you to me the next time you manage to bed some fit birds.

Most problems with being premature are due to wanks precisely. You do a quick W*nk, you don't put any obstacle to eyaculation, and the muscles involved in being a good lover are not worked out. Thus, you feel like a bellend, the girl tell her friends that you are a premature, and it's a shame for years

There are two tricks that I learnt after my disasterous first times, and they need no previous W*nk nor anything. When you eyaculate you can sense the muscle involved there within the anus and your balls. It's the same muscle that you use when you want to stop píss. When you píss, stop and start the píss every 3 seconds. Yes it is ridiculous, but your muscle is working out and nobody is seeing you. And the next time you have to perform it will be stronger. Like all the muscles this trick needs patience and constance to be worked out, so it's a long term solution.

The other important one is breathing mate. There are 3 kind of breathings, the one that makes bigger your chest, the middle breathing, and the one that makes bigger your belly. When we sleep, we do the latter. When we are having sex or sport, we tend to use the upper breathing. When you think you are reaching to the point of eyaculation, use on purpose the belly breathing and you'll be surprised it's far much easier to control, add to that the same movement of "stopping" the píss, and with abit of practice, you'll be a 1hour performer, because you can control your cycles as long as you want. 

It's a matter of practice, tell me the next time you try. Your girlfriends will be happy.

Sexpert Sabre, .ing funny 

[Sabre]

Whatever, but it works! 

The bloody problem with our sex is that our parents don't teach us anything and we learn everything by ourselves. The day a sexologist came to my school to give a speech about this tricks, the day it changed my life! 

[woof woof !]

Or, just pinch yer Bell at the critical moment 

With one of these ?

[red37]

These young 'uns haven't lived!  Breathing techniques, knockin' one out yer overdraft first...get in there, get it f**ked and gerrout sharpish. Just like goin the asda really.

More time for Ale and footy then. 

[maypaxvobiscum]

this is amazing!!!

[The Ace1983]

I just think of Margaret Thatcher naked. That will make your sperm rush back and cower in your nuts until they're sure its safe. Giving yourself a few seconds midway to calm down a bit is also a great way to keep going. Flip em over, change position and then go again. You can't do this too often unless you're going on a marathon run, but its a good way to change things up and keep the leash on 'em.

[66-1112520797]

I just think of Margaret Thatcher naked.

I used to think of the Queen mother, but after constantly thinking of her over time I found myself exploding quicker. 

I suppose in that sense I'm typically English, I wont try something different.

But next time I'll think of Maggy she'll do the job.     

[The Ace1983]

Thumping yourself in the crotch is also a good way to keep the cork in, but she may think you're a bit of psycho.

[maypaxvobiscum]

this is so cool!!

[Sabre]

this is so cool!!

First happy user.

[Rafa D]

I vividly remember one day trying to last for ages and I was thinking about the Chelsea team (i think it was in 2005) and going through the whole 4-3-3 in my head while doing the business

[66-1112520797]

this is so cool!!

First happy user.

Hows the breathing going maypaxvobiscum ?