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Postby AB's Red Army » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:20 pm

Lee J wrote:why is it that when you have a w@nk then go for a p!ss straight after it stings like billy-o?

It's unbearable.

why is this?

Good question that  :D
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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:29 pm

just a little tip jay jay... :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:58 pm

someone told me the hole where you jiz comes from is a different one to where you pee from. So, after you have a tug your jiz hole is still open, so when you pee some gets in and it stings like chuff.

sounds feasable
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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:07 pm

Q: What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?

A: When you make a deposit at a sperm bank, you lose interest!

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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:09 pm

Lee J wrote:someone told me the hole where you jiz comes from is a different one to where you pee from. So, after you have a tug your jiz hole is still open, so when you pee some gets in and it stings like chuff.

sounds feasable

I think that's true , also have you ever noticed how hard it is to have a pee when you have a stiffy.
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Postby daxy1 » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:26 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:
Lee J wrote:someone told me the hole where you jiz comes from is a different one to where you pee from. So, after you have a tug your jiz hole is still open, so when you pee some gets in and it stings like chuff.

sounds feasable

I think that's true , also have you ever noticed how hard it is to have a pee when you have a stiffy.

stiffy    :wwww
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:44 am

what music do u put on during a sex session? any particular good ones? my bird seems to like Massive Attack.
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:28 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:what music do u put on during a sex session? any particular good ones? my bird seems to like Massive Attack.

Mozart or if we're feeling really up for a good session....  Chas n Dave.
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:27 pm

Lee J wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:what music do u put on during a sex session? any particular good ones? my bird seems to like Massive Attack.

Mozart or if we're feeling really up for a good session....  Chas n Dave.

pmsl at that one

how would you stop your self from singing along rabbit rabbit rabbit  :D
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Postby Judge » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:27 pm

Lee J wrote:someone told me the hole where you jiz comes from is a different one to where you pee from. So, after you have a tug your jiz hole is still open, so when you pee some gets in and it stings like chuff.

sounds feasable

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:09 pm

Judge wrote:
Lee J wrote:someone told me the hole where you jiz comes from is a different one to where you pee from. So, after you have a tug your jiz hole is still open, so when you pee some gets in and it stings like chuff.

sounds feasable

wrong

well explain why it's wrong then, whats the correct explaination?
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:35 pm

Lee J wrote:
Judge wrote:
Lee J wrote:someone told me the hole where you jiz comes from is a different one to where you pee from. So, after you have a tug your jiz hole is still open, so when you pee some gets in and it stings like chuff.

sounds feasable

wrong

well explain why it's wrong then, whats the correct explaination?

i think he meant the part about the 2 different holes.
btw you're talking about a guy's or a girl's one?  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:38 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
Lee J wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:what music do u put on during a sex session? any particular good ones? my bird seems to like Massive Attack.

Mozart or if we're feeling really up for a good session....  Chas n Dave.

pmsl at that one

how would you stop your self from singing along rabbit rabbit rabbit  :D

safri duo isnt bad either

whats ''rabbit rabbit rabbit'' graham?

sounds like one of eminem's songs - run rabbit run :p
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Postby Sabre » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:38 pm

stmichael wrote:Q: What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?

A: When you make a deposit at a sperm bank, you lose interest!

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Postby Ciggy » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:39 pm

AB's Red Army wrote:
Lee J wrote:why is it that when you have a w@nk then go for a p!ss straight after it stings like billy-o?

It's unbearable.

why is this?

Good question that  :D

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