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by **Sabre** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:11 pm

red37 wrote:
Sabre wrote:
red37 wrote:
Sabre wrote:there's an old spanish saying "you can change your wife, but you don't have to change your undies"

You're Judge and I claim my 5 pounds!

You'd be surprised to know the stats of how often people change the undies in Europe, and girls remove their hair. It's out there, available.

Undies:

3 days side A. Rest of the week inside out. That Ariel non-bio's dear stuff yer know!

Yeh, yellow on front, brown on the back. Right. *sigh*

by **ste123lfc** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:37 pm

Throw them against the wall if they stick give them a wash, if they slide down, they're fit for another day

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:42 pm

ste123lfc wrote:Throw them against the wall if they stick give them a wash, if they slide down, they're fit for another day

disgusting :laugh:

by **Igor Zidane** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:01 pm

This thread is deffo a classic. How did it get from breathing and having a ham shank to changing your undies or not. Feckin hilarious. :laugh:

by **Sabre** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:13 pm

ste123lfc wrote:Throw them against the wall if they stick give them a wash, if they slide down, they're fit for another day

In Spain we have another level of filthy, when they creep up the wall. That's when we consider to wash them

by **Kharhaz** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:13 am

Sabre wrote:I mount a bit of scandal

Is that a doley spaniard kinda person?

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:58 am

when they get that sticky that they rip the hairs out of your nut sack when you take em off - they need a wash.

I rarley wear any these days anyway.

by **The Ace1983** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:14 am

I once managed to go a whole term at Uni without doing any washing of clothes and by the end of it, my dirty clothes basket was like the arc of the covenent. I just poured a load of bleach in the bath and dumped it out. There was one pair of pants stuck to the bottom of it and I sware they were looking at me, man. That's how you know your shorts are overdue a scrubbing. I think that batch developed a nervous system and a superego.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:43 am

The Ace1983 wrote:I once managed to go a whole term at Uni without doing any washing of clothes and by the end of it, my dirty clothes basket was like the arc of the covenent. I just poured a load of bleach in the bath and dumped it out. There was one pair of pants stuck to the bottom of it and I sware they were looking at me, man. That's how you know your shorts are overdue a scrubbing. I think that batch developed a nervous system and a superego.

scruffy soap dodging leech

by **The Ace1983** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:56 am

Lee J wrote:
The Ace1983 wrote:I once managed to go a whole term at Uni without doing any washing of clothes and by the end of it, my dirty clothes basket was like the arc of the covenent. I just poured a load of bleach in the bath and dumped it out. There was one pair of pants stuck to the bottom of it and I sware they were looking at me, man. That's how you know your shorts are overdue a scrubbing. I think that batch developed a nervous system and a superego.

scruffy soap dodging leech

scruffy soap dodging leech like a fox!

by **Judge** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:14 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Lee J wrote:any of you guys been with a girl who can squeeze the inside of her love hole while your in there.?

made me jump a mile first time it happened but it's kinda nice.

she sort of tenses the inside - squeezes ya old man.

Mate in Thailand I've been with birds who can take the top of a beer bottle with the lips of their flange.

Had one bird who could feed you fried rice using a pair of chop sticks inserted in her flue .

that kind of retort is exactly what we need in the real world

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:10 pm

a lass at my high school could get a beer bottle up her chuff. I might still have a photo of it :laugh:

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:22 pm

Lee J wrote:a lass at my high school could get a beer bottle up her chuff. I might still have a photo of it

ya but what he is not telling everyone is that it was a 2 litre bottle :laugh:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:08 pm

lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

by **The Ace1983** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:36 pm

Lee J wrote:lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

That's alright then. You'd have been in trouble if it had been a bottle of wine with a cork in the top.

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