CardinalRed wrote:One of my favourites attributed to Winston Churchill, he was at a dinner party and he fell out with some posh bird, the conversation went like this:
Posh Bird: "If I was married to you I'd put poison in your tea"
Winston: "My dear, if you were married to me, I'd drink it!"
Pure class from a legend....
dawson99 wrote:and you cant do quotes without doing emo philips:
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
The Red Baron wrote:See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and onlyenough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
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