1:Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me
2: Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized
3: Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
4: Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin'
! 5: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
6: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
7: I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics.
8: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
9: I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
10: Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.
11: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
12: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some
kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. 13: So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.
14: He's a nut-bag! Just because the f*cker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
15: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
16: Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
17: They're watching Snow White. And they love it.
18: And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em partners.
fun fun fun eh
but yes, all are correct
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