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by **mitch22** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:49 pm

export shipping

by **hawkmoon269** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:00 pm

luvliverpool wrote:Im a Senior IT Technical Analyst

MCSE?

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:16 pm

I used to be an astronaut but got sacked for spacing out too much on the job!

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:17 pm

I used to maintain people's lawns but in the end I just couldn't cut it.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:57 pm

Bad Bob wrote:I used to be an astronaut but got sacked for spacing out too much on the job!

i used to do that, it was out of this world! in fact my career rocketed until i became a real star but i came down to earth with a bump when we had a problem at the houston office :down:

by **Mikz** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:51 am

I used to be a wildlife explorer..Im not lion either, but I herd I was being hunted by the boss and that was the straw that broke the camels back.
Plain to see- a leopard cant change its spots.

by **drummerphil** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:49 am

i use to be a rag and bone man,everyday it was fecking rubbish.

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:09 am

i used to impersonate stalin but i got sacked.... i was told to slow down but i was always... 'russian' around

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:17 am

i used to translate chinese but i quit, it was borrocks

by **Bad Bob** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:42 pm

I used to be a butcher but I couldn't handle the grind and I found myself on the chopping block. I then became a tailor but the job was pants so I quit. My transition to ladies' undergarment inspector has been seamless, though!

by **Mikz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:33 pm

I worked for JUST GLOBES. I had it all mapped out then I got sacked and Im all in a spin. :down:

Meant the world to me that job.

by **Rafa D** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:41 pm

I make umbongo

by **Kash_Mountain** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:46 pm

I used to be in the milk business until Wendy squirted me in the face several times, full force as well, which knocked me to the ground. My back couldn't take it anymore.

I'm now a Chiropractor, sort off

by **Mikz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:06 pm

wendy?

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:25 pm

i used to work for network rail building several new rail lines all over the place. i got the sack, i thought it was cos i was forever sleeper-ing on the job, but my boss said it was cos i only had a one track mind.

the missus wants me to get a new job quick but i won't be railroaded into it

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