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by **drummerphil** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:48 pm

Mikz wrote:I used to be a swimming instructor..I searched the length and breadth of my inner feelings,and surfaced to the reality that i knew i always had more in my locker.

i worked there but got sacked for offering my fellow (female )
instructor a length to get her teeth into

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:36 pm

andy_g wrote:
Woollyback wrote:i used to work on a trawler but soon left when i realised something fishy was going on

bet the net profits were off the scale though, eh?

eh?

eh?

la

eh?

it would've been my dream job but i guess it was "the one that got away". the captain said i was in the same boat as lots of people but i wasn't so shore

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:37 pm

after that i tried my hand at being a diving instructor but in truth i was way out of my depth

by **Mikz** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:45 pm

Yes you were in over your head there..Good to see you did pool through.

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:03 am

I used to make chocolate biscuits.I had to call "time out" because my boss was a "bandit" and supported a "club called "united" I didnt fancy walking like a "penguin" the rest of my life.

"taxi"

by **drummerphil** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:09 am

my ex boss was bent too and said often he would stab at chocolate he liked it that much.............................i left

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:16 am

A friend of mine was a butcher, he was doing fine until he got the chop

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:27 am

Im not trying to mince my words...but im gutted for him. He must be in (steak) pieces now.

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:52 am

adamnbarrett wrote:A friend of mine was a butcher, he was doing fine until he got the chop

how many times have we had that loin?

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:54 am

andy_g wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote:A friend of mine was a butcher, he was doing fine until he got the chop

how many times have we had that loin?

brilliant!

by **woof woof !** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:17 pm

I once took on what I thought would be a brilliant sales job in Egypt, but it turned out to be one of those dodgy pyramid selling scams .

by **Dundalk** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:10 pm

I used to be a proof reader for a sky writing company!

by **Dundalk** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:46 pm

A mate of mine is a radio announcer and when he walks under a bridge you cant hear him talk

by **Mikz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:42 pm

My guess is that your friend and you were on different wavelengths

by **Mikz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:45 pm

I used to sell earth globes,but i got bored watching the world go round and round

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