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by **Sabre** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:54 am

I used to be a Everton supporter, because they were blue and white like my team, but then I was 6, I started to use the brain, and became a Liverpool supporter, like Carra.

Sorry lads, it's difficult to me to make good jokes when most of them are double entendres in another language!

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:16 am

good one sabre

I used to be a ballboy at wimbledon, and altho i had no Love for the game, I Let myself court some backhand issues.

trying not to cover old ground here.

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:09 am

I used to work in a pet shop, my boss overheard me calling him a toad so i ended up in the dog house for a while, i had to leave after that though as it felt like i was working in a goldfish bowl...

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:10 am

I think its starting to get desperate now...

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:20 am

I make Iron's for Morphy Richards, my boss told me to take a brake though and let of some steam.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:26 am

I bet you were working flat-out, eh Stu!?!

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:33 am

Sounds like a pressing matter :oh:

by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:46 am

well it creased me up

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:07 am

it seamed ok

by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:55 am

i used to be a trainer for a boxer and was inspired by that scene in the rocky films where he punches sides of beef in a freezer. so i got my man to try it down at the local pig abbatoir, punching sides of pork. he wasn't bad actually, just a little ham-fisted.

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:45 pm

Quality!

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:53 pm

i used to work for kwik fit but soon tyred of it, i was exhausted

by **stmichael** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:23 pm

this thread is the new "will we beat blackpool" :laugh:

by **anfieldadorer** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:25 pm

i used to be a jobless, until i got one

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:37 pm

anfieldadorer wrote:i used to be a jobless, until i got one

TAXI!!!

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