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Postby Woollyback » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:39 pm

i used to be a blacksmith but always had other irons in the fire
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Postby JBG » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:58 pm

I used to work in an abbatoir but it drove me bleeding crazy and I guess I wasn't cut out for it.
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:18 pm

I worked for a fuel company in S.Arabia,but the place was rigged and that was the straw that broke the camels back
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:33 pm

I worked in an egg production farm,but i felt terribly hen-pecked and always seemed to be perched in the corner. It wasnt exactly a feather in ones cap,cracked up I did.
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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:42 pm

:D  mikz
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Postby 2520years » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:42 pm

drummerphil wrote:
2520years wrote:I used to be in computers but...err...err...hey, there's nothing funny about computers!  Figures.

:D

but you left as your boss had a chip on his shoulder.....


there you go......you owe me one  :D

It was lame, but it'll do!

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Postby drummerphil » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:52 pm

2520years wrote:
drummerphil wrote:
2520years wrote:I used to be in computers but...err...err...hey, there's nothing funny about computers!  Figures.

:D

but you left as your boss had a chip on his shoulder.....


there you go......you owe me one  :D

It was lame, but it'll do!

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i can be worse than that  :D

you told him to ram his job up his árse because he would monitor you daily and forced you to pull the plug on your time there.
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Postby JBG » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:26 pm

I think Mikz is losing the run of himself. :laugh:
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:50 pm

JBG wrote:I think Mikz is losing the run of himself. :laugh:

:D still,it brought me out of my shell.
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Postby JBG » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:16 pm

Mikz wrote:
JBG wrote:I think Mikz is losing the run of himself. :laugh:

:D still,it brought me out of my shell.

So now you are the pearl of the forum.  :D
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:16 pm

I worked in a jelly factory..but my interest wobbled and i got my just desserts!
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:37 pm

Then i tried my hand at plumbing..kinda blew Hot and Cold then decided to Pull the Plug-I knew Id Sink without trace
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:48 pm

Then i worked on a beach,but come hell or high Water,it was just a drop in the Ocean because i dug myself into a hole and ended up between a Rock and a hard place.My hands were Tide really but when i did Wave goodbye-I cried buckets :D
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Postby drummerphil » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:49 pm

I wanted to be a chess champion but couldnt realise my dream because i had no czech mates.
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:06 pm

Taxi for Phil. :D

Mikz you are officially the funniest person on this board. :bowdown
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