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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:57 am

I worked in a tree nursery but I guess I outgrew it.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:58 am

i used to write jokes for christmas crackers but JBG stole them all, i wonder what he did with them

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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:59 am

I worked in a cosmetics factory and came out smelling of roses.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:00 am

peewee wrote:i used to write jokes for christmas crackers but JBG stole them all, i wonder what he did with them

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:D  :D  :D  I think I better make like your pants and split.
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:02 am

I was a bomb disposal officer-was a blast but it went down like a ton of bricks
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:07 am

I worked as David Hasslehof's stunt double in Knight Rider. Stressful job, by the end I'd swear even the car was talking to me.
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:59 am

i used to make a fortune making underpants but the bottom fell out of the market
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:04 pm

I used to work in the shipyard..but that went down like the titanic
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Postby red37 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:19 pm

i had a job in a pet shop once..it was the dogs b.ollox
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:22 am

I used to lick pussies for a living, but the cat got my tongue. :D
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:23 am

i was a social worker dealing with HIV/AIDS unfortunates, but then i decided to quit since my 'patient' has worn thin
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:20 am

JBG wrote:
JBG wrote:I worked as a priest in a boys boarding school: it was a touching experience.

Michael Jackson then gave me a job, didn't like it though, I just felt fake.

why are you quoting yourself? lol :D
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Postby JBG » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:03 pm

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
JBG wrote:
JBG wrote:I worked as a priest in a boys boarding school: it was a touching experience.

Michael Jackson then gave me a job, didn't like it though, I just felt fake.

why are you quoting yourself? lol :D

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Postby JBG » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:08 pm

I work as a plumber but I've got something new in the pipeline now.
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Postby Mikz » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:50 pm

i worked in a zoo.I couldnt bear it anymore and left.I never gave a monkeys about that job
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