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by **112-1077774096** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:02 am

i was a shipbuilder, it was riveting stuff

by **dawson99** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:00 am

i used to play santa but i had to ho ho go

(this is awful!)

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:03 am

i was a shepherd but i was sacked for acting the goat

by **dawson99** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:09 am

i used to pick cockleshells but my concentration kept WAVEring (im really sorry if this offends)

by **Igor Zidane** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:12 am

i used to work in a leper colony but it fell apart.

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:50 am

I used to be in Dawsons Creek but in the end me and Dawson decided we should keep it secret

by **JBG** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:07 pm

Its becoming desperate now.

by **Lionheart** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:29 pm

No, all the funny has been squeezed out. Bordering on limp.

by **Mikz** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:12 pm

I used to be a webmaster..but i just couldnt find the missing link

by **dawson99** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:45 pm

peewee wrote:I used to be in Dawsons Creek but in the end me and Dawson decided we should keep it secret

u promised not to tell!!! :wwww

i think this thread is getting better, where is red squirrel anyways?

i used to nuter puppies, and i was so good i was the dogs bollox

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:50 pm

i used to be a pub landlord but at the end of the day i had to call time on that career

by **dawson99** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:54 pm

i used to be an extra in lord of the rings but then i had to hoppit (hobbit...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

by **drummerphil** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:13 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:i used to work in a leper colony but it fell apart.

i use to work there too,but left after my boss gave me a piece of his mind.

by **DeadArdGerrard** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:05 pm

I'm a welder, I wanted to leave but I just got fused to it.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:53 pm

i used to write crime fiction but after a while i just lost the plot

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!