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by **stmichael** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:56 pm

just a little tip jay jay.

feed oranges to bees. that way they will produce marmalade instead of honey.

by **lawrenson_sarah** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:56 pm

Whats with all the tips to jay jay!?!

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:19 pm

oh sarah sarah sarah how naieve u r... go from teh beginning, jay jay asked possibly the stupidest question in general forum history, starting a thread for one stupid reson, so we thought he would like some tips

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:41 am

Just a little tip Jay Jay (I may as well give some pearls of wisdom!!!).

Never have sex with a cat.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:42 am

Another little tip Jay Jay:

Your bottom is an exit, not an entry.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:44 am

Just another tip Monsieur Jay Jay:

Eat fibre to cure most cases of constipation.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:47 am

The last tip for a while, Jay Jay:

"Sleazy Sandra" from "Madam De Whore's Scrubber's" brothel does NOT wish to marry you, nor does she appreciate the 10 phone calls a night you pester her with.

She's in love with another woman, ergo is taken. Get over it.

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:31 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:The last tip for a while, Jay Jay:

"Sleazy Sandra" from "Madam De Whore's Scrubber's" brothel does NOT wish to marry you, nor does she appreciate the 10 phone calls a night you pester her with.

She's in love with another woman, ergo is taken. Get over it.

was a last tip for a while. Thats why I going to :bump

this thread because our friend jay jay is probably in need of some more tips

by **stoney** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:00 pm

Just a lil tip jay jay, seeing as your after woman ALWAYS bluetooth your number to a girl

by **Lionheart** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:45 pm

Juicy Lucy wrote:to make a man tingle .. say these following words a number of times :-
- pussy
- lesbians
- tits/tads

Lucy, I LIKE the way you think!! :wwww

by **Lionheart** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:49 pm

ckay wrote:Just a lil tip Jay Jay, Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the tape through headphones next time you make love. That way you can have sex without waking her up.

This works, I've tried it!!! :laugh:

by **Lionheart** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:54 am

Just a lil tip Jay Jay, when in Australia (or any southern ocean waters for than matter), never swim in the open ocean while having a surgical procedure...it attracks sharks and makes it unsafe for other swimmers.

by **DrTNT** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:53 am

Lionheart wrote:Just a lil tip Jay Jay, when in Australia (or any southern ocean waters for than matter), never swim in the open ocean while having a surgical procedure...it attracks sharks and makes it unsafe for other swimmers.

really

you learn something new every day :bowdown

pay attention jay jay :nod

by **mighty mo** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:46 pm

don't eat yellow snow,i bet someone posted it already,this is the worst dumbest thread i ever read,he only made 4 posts and never came back,i wonder if these tips helped him though

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:58 pm

Jay Jay was a lass. Everyone thinks she was a lad.

Just a lil tip Jay Jay, next time you log onto a forum, tell people you're not a lad.

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