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Postby destro » Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:44 am

Only just found this topic, If you are still knocking about on here jay jay....couple of tips for you

Varnish old digestive biscuits and use them as tea coasters

Paint old bourbon biscuits black, add white dots, you got a set of dominoes
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:56 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:55 pm

Just a little tip

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:46 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay

CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LEE J ISN'T FOOLING ANYBODY !  :D

(soz Lee , couldn't resist)
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:49 pm

woof woof - bstd.

Make bathtimes as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.
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Postby stmichael » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:43 pm

Lee J wrote:Make bathtimes as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.

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Postby stmichael » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:06 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay.

Clothes don't make the man, but being naked will get you arrested.
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:12 pm

just a little tip jay jay - don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. simply stand closer to
the object you wish to view :D
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Postby stmichael » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:27 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay.

Be kind to others, send me money. :D
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Postby Forever_Red » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:01 pm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Just been reading through the thread, a great read!
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Postby Reinas No.1 Fan » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:05 am

Just a little tip Jay Jay

Place a saucer of vinger next to your microwave when microwaving fish to banish any nasty smells
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:29 am

Just a little tip Jay Jay
If youve lost your job, give all your money to your missus and let her spend it on what she likes then drop the bombshell a week later !
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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Postby woof woof ! » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:11 am

Just a little tip Jay Jay

when yer girlfriend said  "Just a little tip Jay Jay ? "

She wasn't offering advice .

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:38 am

woof woof ! wrote:Just a little tip Jay Jay

when yer girlfriend said  "Just a little tip Jay Jay ? "

She wasn't offering advice .

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Postby stmichael » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:10 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the fridge they will last longer. :p
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