do ye reckon kewell gets up in the mornin and ye know, when youve got a hang over and you wanna think of a good excuse to get off work, well do you reckon Kewell has the same dilemma.
Harry "G'day shelly babe, wanna stay all day in bed so you can play with ma shrimp instead of me going to play socceroo"
Shelly "depends, will you still get your 50 grand"
Harry "Sure will babes"
Shelly "then stay in bed and you can phone in injured again, im sure that Gerard Benitez wont mind"
Harry "Brilliant one Shelly ill tell him ma groin is in a right mess and shelly is givin it a good rub, what d'ya reckon??"
Shelly "Fu*kin brillant Harry your the best"