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by **big al** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:36 pm

The crew

Hail the crew, young and bold
not one is over 10 years old
These simple kids with simple heads
are left with all their cred in threads.
For they did tackle, one Big Al
Who took them on without a pal
He wiped their snooty noses clean
and left them jealously turning green
For his retorts out did their tripe
he give their silly ego's a swipe
The searched for weapons to drive him back
But Big Al, The man had all the crack
He set them traps and the crew did fall
Big Al did beat them one and all
Alas Big Al will play no more
The snotty kids can sit and roar
For Beavis, Cheesey and Leo the Lion
Dom1 and Gaz will be left cryin
For Al will play no more these games
Calling people childish names
The crew the kids have won the fight
by simply talking f##king sh##e!

Ole

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:59 pm

You are gay with a poem like that!

by **big al** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:04 pm

No Beavis It's about as purile as your crew is!

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:06 pm

big al wrote:No Beavis It's about as purile as your crew is!

well we still outsmart you fat *****

by **big al** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:08 pm

You don't know what smart meas kid, ythe only smart you know is in your eyes when you fall of your bike even though you've got stabelizers.

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:09 pm

big al wrote:You don't know what smart meas kid, ythe only smart you know is in your eyes when you fall of your bike even though you've got stabelizers.

meas, what does meas mean fat al?

And you say that I dont know what smart means

by **big al** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:15 pm

Exactly son! but don't worry I won't hold that against you your young and simple and silly and you spoof and you have a complex about being gay and you talk sh##e but so what that's what being a 19 year old heavy metal freak is all about. Gym slip Beavis.

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:16 pm

big al wrote:Exactly son! but don't worry I won't hold that against you your young and simple and silly and you spoof and you have a complex about being gay and you talk sh##e but so what that's what being a 19 year old heavy metal freak is all about. Gym slip Beavis.

Well tell me how I talk sh##e big al, and why do I have a complex, I know I am straight, you are jealous thats why you have to say I am a spoof, and you admit to shagging sheep.
Simple. Come on Al keep up

by **big al** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:20 pm

I did'nt say I ***** sheep I said I chase them. There's always wee shhep ***** about who can't get a girl so will pay for sheep instead. Was Barbie a sheep BAAAAAAAA Is that why you won't show a picture.

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:22 pm

big al wrote:I did'nt say I ***** sheep I said I chase them. There's always wee shhep ***** about who can't get a girl so will pay for sheep instead. Was Barbie a sheep BAAAAAAAA Is that why you won't show a picture.

and tell me how I could get a picture eh gay boy?
You homos walk around with cameras, but how many straight lads go out with cameras in their hands on a night out?
Tarts do that not men

And thats were you get it from Al.
Come on Al your setting yourself up again :laugh:

by **cheesecakery** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:28 pm

big al wrote:The crew

Hail the crew, young and bold
not one is over 10 years old
These simple kids with simple heads
are left with all their cred in threads.
For they did tackle, one Big Al
Who took them on without a pal
He wiped their snooty noses clean
and left them jealously turning green
For his retorts out did their tripe
he give their silly ego's a swipe
The searched for weapons to drive him back
But Big Al, The man had all the crack
He set them traps and the crew did fall
Big Al did beat them one and all
Alas Big Al will play no more
The snotty kids can sit and roar
For Beavis, Cheesey and Leo the Lion
Dom1 and Gaz will be left cryin
For Al will play no more these games
Calling people childish names
The crew the kids have won the fight
by simply talking f##king sh##e!

Ole

that poem is so gay fatty,

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:33 pm

what do you expect from a fat homo?

by **sangy** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:56 pm

LMFHO@ Al Man nice poem geeza!

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:54 pm

sangy wrote:LMFHO@ Al Man nice poem geeza!

expect that from someone who has s##t for brains like you Saggy

by **sangy** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:01 am

Hark at Beaver ## ## says the guy who cant get it up,........sure???

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