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Postby Owzat » Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:49 pm

A Liverpool fan I know reckons Biscan would make centre-back in 16 Premiership teams and, in a few years, make any Premiership team!!!! Nothing like "blind" loyalty! ???
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Postby Macker » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:13 pm

Ignorant Biscuit!  A complete chump!  But ofcourse him and tht other fantastic fullback "jimmi the jinx trajore" continue to drag us down to the mediocre level that our manager seems to think is appropriate for the club!
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Postby Owzat » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:30 pm

I'll cut Traore some slack, he isn't a full-back but some bright spark (Kermit) sees fit to play him there. He looked ok at centre-back but I really do why Kermit plays so many players out of position
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Postby supersub » Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:45 am

Biscan awarded M-O-M today,against Middlesboro
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:15 am

Sell him for £18.6 million to Abramovich.
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Postby supersub » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:38 am

The deal is done,we're getting chopper Harris.
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Postby Macker » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:57 pm

Sell him to anyone that'll tke him! :D
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Postby big al » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:25 pm

Alan, from one Alan too another. 

Igor Biscan is in my opinion the worst player to pull on the Liverpool Shirt.

I know there are many other challengers to this title and they have all been previously maentioned to me but this guy takes the blooody biscuit. 

1 He can't pass
2 He can't tackle,
3 He has no spatial awareness which is crucial for a defender.
4 He makes rudimentary errors such as getting sucked into Veron in this years Chelsea game and then failing to track veron who scored from this mistake. 
5 He also sucks Hypia across to his side of the pitch. Which exposes Riise as with the Goal Giggs scored against us.
6 He has a touch like a Donkey.
7 He could'nt score in a brothel,with the £7 million including extras we paid for himin his pocket.

All in all I guess!
Oh I think the guy certainly has a great future under Houlier
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:56 pm

He is vesatile and not a bad defensive midfielder.
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Postby Owzat » Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:05 pm

Versatile = not good enough to command any one position. It is always risky to play a versatile player in central defence
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Postby big al » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:56 pm

Biscan is many things versatile is not one of them unless you mean he's fickle or inconsistent.  Which I might agree with.  For instance he never makes the same mistake twice (not when there's thousand he has'nt made yet) Or when he does'nt know where he's playingor even if he's playing.
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Postby greenred » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:08 pm

anagram of igor biscan is  -I grab coins .anyone got any more?
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Thu Dec 04, 2003 2:37 pm

Leave him alone.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:55 am

greenred wrote:anagram of igor biscan is  -I grab coins .anyone got any more?

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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:24 am

I'm 24 today guys!!!
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