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Postby zackboxer » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:00 pm

TheHustler wrote:not only will i be with some bodybuilding chums, but a gang of 30 gypsies too
 
A bunch of oiled up bodybuilders in posing pouches and another load dressed as gysies ?! ???
I'd pay up quick John Bull sounds like Hustler's and his "chums" are gonna turn your pub into something resembling Sydney's gay carnival!!  :D  :laugh:

"Anyway got to dash, bodybuilding contest in london coming up soon" - Frickin' priceless!! :D  :laugh:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:54 pm

Don't worry John Bull, my six year old brother and his 8 year old mates are coming to your pub to kick the sh!t out of the 'full monty' crew & the 'snatch' pikeys.

you don't scare anyone hustler ya hussy.
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Postby 84-1083280474 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:37 pm

zackboxer wrote:
TheHustler wrote:not only will i be with some bodybuilding chums, but a gang of 30 gypsies too
 
A bunch of oiled up bodybuilders in posing pouches and another load dressed as gysies ?! ???
I'd pay up quick John Bull sounds like Hustler's and his "chums" are gonna turn your pub into something resembling Sydney's gay carnival!!  :D  :laugh:

"Anyway got to dash, bodybuilding contest in london coming up soon" - Frickin' priceless!! :D  :laugh:

ive got to wax my chest. and practise my poses for the judges

And where is melling? Merseyside?

give me directions by car please
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:50 pm

Lmao@Hustler...

Hahaha. Hilairious. He can't be for real surely?

Melling is near Kirkby lad, follow the signs, you can't miss it (unless you're an air head).

John, am tempted to pop in and say ello sometime if i get up those ways.

Just one question? Would i need to bring body building chums aswell :D ???
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Postby Santa » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:38 pm

Hi Hustler, I loved the colours under your balls. Try a red one for size ... :laugh:
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Postby Santa » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:42 pm

JohnBull wrote:Come down to The Horse and Jockey in Melling- More than happy to pay and don't worry about coming here you're safe but a word in your ear - don't come anywhere near with a protection squad (a) you don't need them
                                                       (b) they'll get the shyte kicked out of them if they large it here! Don't give a f uck  who they are!

JohnBull, will you even allowed a minor into your pub?  :devil:
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:57 pm

John, you said you owned a pub or somethin! you cant chicken out of the bet now you welch!  you said "consider it shaken on" !

Just tell me where you work, or what pub you run etc etc and when you will be there, and I will ......."drop by" soon for my winnings! make sure you have them with you.

I cant give you an exact day/date lol in case this is an ambush! but I will not be alone when I arrive.

That I can Guarantee, Anyway got to dash, bodybuilding contest in london coming up soon.

bonjour


Wonder if he realises bonjour translates into hello? :D
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:59 pm

I haven't got the hang of this quoting business. :( :)
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Postby charwell » Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:41 am

Would love to know if he turns up after all, and with his 'heavy mob!' Feels like being back at school aka, my uncle is dead hard so if you skit me again he'll sort your dad out lol :Oo:
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Postby mistyred » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:25 am

what a spanner, oi fella alot of people do bodybuilding and they dont go aroung shouting about it, if i came on here and said "got to go gotta take a sh**" would that be nice you nutter.

Lay of the old (juice) mate affects you balls makes them shrivel up, hence why you probably won't go to JohnBulls pub.:laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Santa » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:44 am

The only people who shout "I am a bodybuilder" every other post probably never step onto a gym, like the so-called "I am a better player than Danny Murphy / Michael Ballack" footballer who show no basic knowledge about the game.
Get lost kid and stop sucking your thumb... :angry:
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Postby mistyred » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:46 am

:p :p
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:03 am

thats the funniest sh*t i have ever read.

who would admit to friends with Gyppo's?.

Does anyone know where Hustler is from? what makes me laugh ishe will turn up unnanounced so he doesnt get attacked, but at the same time he's saying he's not scared because he will have all his boys with him, just announce when ur turning up sh*t head
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Postby akumaface » Tue Jul 20, 2004 5:58 am

I was kind of new to the forum and didn't know much about Hustler but I guess he has now changed his identity to "Guess". I can't help but "guess" he is a kid just from the way he speaks. If he meant business, he would just come and get his bet without worrying too much. On the other hand, I'm really sympathize for hustler because he might had a bad child hood in which all his bodybuilding and gypsies friends are all imaginary friends. Even if he really has that many friends, I'm sure everyone of his good friend would want some money in return. That surely would leave Hustler with nothing. Not a good deal and you should provide a mail address and wait for your cheque instead.:;):
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:37 am

akumaface he is actually called "Guest" not "Guess"

Are you malaysian by any chance?
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