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by **Effes** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:22 pm

Crouch has not won me over at all.
He has very limited ability.

OK, he can receive a ball from midfield and lank a few yards left or right and play a short pass then run into the box. Oh ye, he can also do "flick-ons".

I just think LFC deserves a better player.

by **woof woof !** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:28 pm

Judge wrote:and shankleys dead

I'd laugh if that was funny Judge .

by **neil** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:58 am

theres one or two issues regarding crouch that concern me, first one being he could'nt hit a cows a.rse with a banjo, and...secondly, he's a big daft b.astard. Now then, if we take these two observations and amalgamate them into one, it would seem that crouch would epitamise a striker, who, to wit, is a big daft b.astard who could'nt hit a cows a.rse with a banjo.

by **Scottbot** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:02 am

neil wrote:theres one or two issues regarding crouch that concern me, first one being he could'nt hit a cows a.rse with a banjo, and...secondly, he's a big daft b.astard. Now then, if we take these two observations and amalgamate them into one, it would seem that crouch would epitamise a striker, who, to wit, is a big daft b.astard who could'nt hit a cows a.rse with a banjo.

Too many fans read the Daily mirror and then regergitate the sh.it they print on here.

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:41 am

i dont think anyone has ever hit a cows arse with a banjo....ever

by **Sabre** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:22 am

i dont think anyone has ever hit a cows with a banjo....ever

WIth this enlightening comment, I can start working. Good morning Judge!

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:34 am

morning sabre, im happy to enlighten you every day mate

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:55 pm

for the benefit of southcoastshankly

by **neil** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:03 am

Scottbot wrote:
neil wrote:theres one or two issues regarding crouch that concern me, first one being he could'nt hit a cows a.rse with a banjo, and...secondly, he's a big daft b.astard. Now then, if we take these two observations and amalgamate them into one, it would seem that crouch would epitamise a striker, who, to wit, is a big daft b.astard who could'nt hit a cows a.rse with a banjo.

Too many fans read the Daily mirror and then regergitate the sh.it they print on here.

I'm afraid I do not read the daily mirror, I do not "regergitate" s.hit, I, in fact, make all my own s.hit up, you cheeky witless p.rick.

by **oakton** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:27 am

Effes wrote:Crouch has not won me over at all.
He has very limited ability.

OK, he can receive a ball from midfield and lank a few yards left or right and play a short pass then run into the box. Oh ye, he can also do "flick-ons".

I just think LFC deserves a better player.

i agree, he is huge but he doesn't use a lot of his height advantage, and because he's big, he is way too slow.

by **drummerphil** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:04 pm

Peter celebrates scoring his first goal for Liverpool by buying himself a new sofa

by **metalhead** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:21 pm

drummerphil wrote:Peter celebrates scoring his first goal for Liverpool by buying himself a new sofa

by **Sabre** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:35 pm

Sabre sings

F*CK' EM ALL, F*CK'EM EM ALL
THEY JUST TAKE THE PISS COS YOUR TALL
OH CROUCH WE'RE BEHIND YA, IT'S JUST A REMINDER
WE'LL GO FUCKING MENTAL WHEN YOU SCORE....

ILLA ILLA ILLA CROUCHINHO MARAVILLA!!!!
ILLA ILLA ILLA CROUCHINHO MARAVILLA!!!!

by **metalhead** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:55 pm

can i sing with u sabre?

but i'll sing in arabic :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:28 am

metalhead wrote:can i sing with u sabre?

but i'll sing in arabic

i will also

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