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by **tockycol** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 7:41 am

I was shouted at by the great man once, I saw him leaving one of the specialist in bold street with his hand in a sling ,and i tried to shake his hand, needless to say he was not very pleased . yes i was a dickhead i guess i was just so in awe of one of my heroes, but believe it or not i just didnt notice the sling.
but now many years later after i watch him on motd praising man utd to the heavens i wish it was his neck i shook,

by **Keane16** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:28 pm

er...whats funny about that then?

by **Poolinc.** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 7:50 pm

Hi Keane16.
Your obvious hero Roy played with my local team, Cobh Ramblers, before bring bought by Brian Clough. After a match one Sunday, I was in the club house, as was Roy the Boy. Anyway, there was a match on the box, and who was your hero shouting for.....................................?

?

That's right!!
The Mighty Pool
Laugh at that one, maggot!

by **gaz31** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:11 am

I WENT TO SEE LIVERPOOL V MAN U AT OLD TRAFFORD IN 1998 AND I HAD TO GET OUTOGRAPHS FOR MY NEPHEW FROM MAN U PLAYERS ,
I WALKED UP TO THAT HUGE BLOKE PETER SCHMICKEL (HOWEVER ITS SPELT) AND ASKED HIM FOR HIS SIGNATURE AND HE SAID TO ME YO HAVE A LIVERPOOL TOP ON !
I SAID YEAH IKNOW ARENT THEY GREAT AND HE SAID NOT AS GREAT AS MAN U ,
ANYHOW HE SIGNED HIS NAME ON MY BIT OF PAPER AND THEN TURNED AROUND AND WALKED STRAIGHT INTO ALEX FERGUSON KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND A.F. GOT UP AND SAID U FUC#ING IDIOT AND PETER S REPLIED YOU STUPID F~ING SCOTSMAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT AT BIRTH !!!!

by **supersub** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:21 am

Now if Fergie had been shot at birth Aberdeen would probably not of won the league when they did.How history can easily be changed.

by **gaz31** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:26 am

IF FERGIE HAD BEEN SHOT AT BIRTH MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE SIGNED FORLAN (VERY BAD IDEA) I VOTE WE KEEP FERGIE ALIVE (FOR NOW ANYWAY)

by **Keane16** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 7:45 am

Keep Fergie alive - just want you lads want I bet.
As for Forlan, you are right, he is cr#p when you compare him to Heskey. To my mind, Heskey is truly the complete footballer, expensive, prolific, and vision, great vision.

As for Keano shouting for you lads, it didn't stop him cracking into Whelan on his debut did it, or keeping you lads down for over a decade....so which hurts more?

by **Brian Lord** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:25 pm

tockycol wrote:I was shouted at by the great man once, I saw him leaving one of the specialist in bold street with his hand in a sling ,and i tried to shake his hand, needless to say he was not very pleased . yes i was a dickhead i guess i was just so in awe of one of my heroes, but believe it or not i just didnt notice the sling.
but now many years later after i watch him on motd praising man utd to the heavens i wish it was his neck i shook,

Yeah whats so funny about it?

by **Brian Lord** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:26 pm

gaz31 wrote:I WENT TO SEE LIVERPOOL V MAN U AT OLD TRAFFORD IN 1998 AND I HAD TO GET OUTOGRAPHS FOR MY NEPHEW FROM MAN U PLAYERS ,
I WALKED UP TO THAT HUGE BLOKE PETER SCHMICKEL (HOWEVER ITS SPELT) AND ASKED HIM FOR HIS SIGNATURE AND HE SAID TO ME YO HAVE A LIVERPOOL TOP ON !
I SAID YEAH IKNOW ARENT THEY GREAT AND HE SAID NOT AS GREAT AS MAN U ,
ANYHOW HE SIGNED HIS NAME ON MY BIT OF PAPER AND THEN TURNED AROUND AND WALKED STRAIGHT INTO ALEX FERGUSON KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND A.F. GOT UP AND SAID U FUC#ING IDIOT AND PETER S REPLIED YOU STUPID F~ING SCOTSMAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT AT BIRTH !!!!

LIAR

by **cheesecakery** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:32 pm

I WENT TO SEE LIVERPOOL V MAN U AT ANFIELD IN 1998 AND I HAD TO GET OUTOGRAPHS FOR MY NEPHEW FROM MAN U PLAYERS ,
I WALKED UP TO THAT HUGE BLOKE EMILLE HESKEY(HOWEVER ITS SPELT) AND ASKED HIM FOR HIS SIGNATURE AND HE SAID TO ME YO HAVE A LIVERPOOL TOP ON !
I SAID YEAH IKNOW ARENT THEY GREAT AND HE SAID NOT AS GREAT AS MAN U ,
ANYHOW HE SIGNED HIS NAME ON MY BIT OF PAPER AND THEN TURNED AROUND AND WALKED STRAIGHT INTO GERALD HOULIER KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND G.H. GOT UP AND SAID 'NICE ONE , YOUR IN THE TEAM SATURDAY' AND EMILLE REPLIED 'NO IM NOT'

by **Alex from Manchester** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:34 pm

Liverpool not winning the League for 15 years!

Hilarious

by **tockycol** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 3:47 pm

This one is true honest, on my way home from screwing a manks house these two little kids were playing footie,
when all of a sudden this dirty big dog grabbed hold of one of the kids and started to rip him apart,
so the other kid picked up a large stick and rammed it straight into the dog
as it happened a reporter from the daily mirror also wittnessed this and he ran over to the kids
that was amazing he said im gonna put this in the morning papper, LIVERPOOL FAN SAVES BEST MATES LIFE. I not a liverpool fan replies the kid,
sorry says the reporter ARSENAL FAN SAVES BEST MATES LIFE, Im not a arsenal fan replies the kid
well what team do you surport asked the reporter
man utd replies the kid.
next morning the headline in the papper read.
S#ITTY LITTLE MANK TW#T KILLS FAMILY PET.

by **Alex from Manchester** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 6:02 pm

Nah , Liverpool not winning the league for so long is much funnier than that

trust me

by **supersub** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:13 pm

alex 'Learn to count young man' as Cloughie would say.

by **gaz31** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:04 am

Nice one TOCYCOL

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(BRIAN LORD ) GO F##K A DUCK YOU STUPID TW#T. :angry:

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