Liverpool FC Forum

[LFC #1]

laughing, wasn't Hull no1 in that?

[Dalglish]

It was in the C.rap Town 1 but I am qutoing from C.Rap towns 2 and Hull has fallen to number 19

Depending on the response I;ll continue a countdown of sorts and reveal the number 1 soon

[Ciggy]

My fellas working in Isreal now hes drilling for oil in the desert there in staying in the kibbutz so I will be going there soon for a holiday cant say i am looking forward to it  
imagine me party animal, drinkin smoking dancing there gona luv me  escpecially after a liverpool win

[LFC #1]

I saw the 1st one on BBC, and Liverpool was like 6th or something.

as usual, compeletely biased and unfair representations by Southern tw@ts.

[Dalglish]

Liverpool doesn't make the top 50 in this edition you wil be happy to know 

27. Airdrie - Airdrie is famous for footbal hooliganism, with the notorious Section B. The drink of Airdrie is "buckfast" a strange, strong and intoxicating brew distilled by monks in Devon. Airdrie accounts for 80 % of the worldwide sales of Buckfast and looking at this sad town , its not hard to see why !

Culture in Airdrie can only be found on the back of the lavatory doors although it does add a little bit of Colour on July 12th , Orange namely as the local protestants march up the streets of Airdrie defending they right to be there when to be honest  no -one else wants to be in Airdire anyway ! The Catholics of the town have their "hibs" walks too , just change the sentiment to green and you get the picture.

I tend to stay in at weekends

[Ciggy]

yer i know them buckfast factory cu.nts I ******.in hate em like I hate manu and the blueshi.te

[Dalglish]

Take it easy Cisse, your going to burst a bloOd vessel hun

23. Wrexham - The proud owner of a football club and nothing else whatsover since thE brewey closed. It used to produce "Wrexham lager". the ONLY lager in Wales. unsurprisingly, the drink was not popular in the country of Cerys Matthews birth because it was only 3% proof

Wrexham is the only place in England where even the A-team won;t go  !

[Ciggy]

I really couldnt care less about the rangers fans TBH or the NI because we are still in the CL and last week they where saying you wont get a minutes silence from us, so the hatred is all stemed from football obviously.
i am a catholic if a team plays well they play well but to say fu.ck the pope and the IRA in one sentence all about glasgow celtic then something is seriously seriously wrong with the orange lodge.
liverpool are the proddies and the bluesh.ite are supposed to be the catholics you couldnt get more opposit.

I was on me hols about 2 years ago and in the hotel celts and rangers fans mixin together, but I couldnt believe the fact that back home it was unspeakable and wasnt tollerated
they had a good time on holiday yet, if they lived by each other they wouldnt speak.
I know evertonians hate liverpudlians but we are all basically famie at the end of the day that it doesnt come to such levels.
thank god i got about 30 evertonains in me family, but we are better

[Woollyback]

Wrexham is the only place in England where even the A-team won;t go  !

Wrexham's in Wales

There's a slate-mining town in Wales called Bethesda, which I once read about as being "the kind of town that gives slag-heaps a bad name"

 




On a more psitive note.....

New York - the best place I've been by a country mile...

Paris - a heavenly place to... well, just BE

Some of the smaller Greek Islands - just pure Mediterranean summer paradise

Bury - by 'eck they do a f*ckin great black pudding

[Woollyback]

I really couldnt care less about the rangers fans TBH or the NI because we are still in the CL and last week they where saying you wont get a minutes silence from us, so the hatred is all stemed from football obviously.
i am a catholic if a team plays well they play well but to say fu.ck the pope and the IRA in one sentence all about glasgow celtic then something is seriously seriously wrong with the orange lodge.
liverpool are the proddies and the bluesh.ite are supposed to be the catholics you couldnt get more opposit.

I was on me hols about 2 years ago and in the hotel celts and rangers fans mixin together, but I couldnt believe the fact that back home it was unspeakable and wasnt tollerated
they had a good time on holiday yet, if they lived by each other they wouldnt speak.
I know evertonians hate liverpudlians but we are all basically famie at the end of the day that it doesnt come to such levels.
thank god i got about 30 evertonains in me family, but we are better

For as long as there's a hole in me a*se there will be Rangers fans singing f*ck the pope and Celts fans singing IRA songs

T*ssers, the lot of them

[Dalglish]

Ok , i'll turn the corner and nominate a few decent places i've been .

You mentioned the Greek islands so I'll start there, Kefaloni and  Skiathos  are stunning little Greek islands and worth a visit.

Dubai is a decent place to stop over at. My brother lives there and loves the palce but he has always been tight with money and loves the "no tax" benefits !!   they have more money than sense but do they know how to spend it !!

Dubai has the only 6 star hotel in thw world (Burj -Arab) but to be honest every hotel is amazing. Don't visit in August though as i did , Arrived at 2.15AM and it was 37.5 Celsius !!!!! I was swaeting like a fat lass in Ibiza

[Woollyback]

One of my best old pals lives in Dubai and keeps inviting me over, will get round to it sometime I hope. He says the best time to go is Feb/March when it's 25-30 in the day. By April apparently it's 35-40c

[Ciggy]

Ive been to 2 beautiful places  Curaçao and Isle margarita me honeymoon   fantasitc brillaint gorgeus out of this world, but places are what you make of it, Curaçao i absouluty luved the place it was gorg an all that but it was full of dutch and they are the most borin people on earth so ciggy wanted to party but them borin fu.ckers wher in bed by ten
but in Venizuala I had a ball 18 days wooooooooooooooooooo ciggyis here lock up yer sons eeeeeeeeeeeeee noway asif  I just got pi.ssed day and night and had a great time but we had to be back at our hotels by 8 at night couldnt walk round anywhere.
one day we where fishing from the pier we bought some sardines bread etc etc for bait to cathc some sharks, the next thing these waif an strays where divin in to eat the bait, an i was like come ere lad you want food here heres some, and then 2 sharks swam up with all these little gorgeus sallowed skinned kids divin in the estaury i was like nooooooooooooo hey wara ya doin comere.
i was draggin them out the water pointin to the sharks but they didnt give a sh.it, and I wanted to take the kids home so sad when you go on holiday in poor countries i wana bring all the kids home with me, anyway i took that lot on the pier to the shop and bought them crisp coke and biscuits

[Dalglish]

You should go Al if only for the opulence and experience. Its seriously affluent out there and they love children although they don't usually mange to eat a whole one in one sitting

Climates important i know, DON'T go in August , it was 50C some of the days but the Air Con is everywhere ! My brother has bene out there for about 12 years and loves it although It wouldn;t suit me full time. Very tolerant of the Brits and there is a large Ex Pat community out there.

[Ciggy]

My fella will start workin in  Dubai soon he got back last night from israel the first oil well in tel aviv im a bit proud heres there