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[stmichael]

Ever tried drink driving ?

Apparently, it seems a lot easier to do (driving while drunk) or (drunk while driving) 

I once got pulled over for weaving in and out of the lanes. The officer came up to the window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

I said, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

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Ever tried drink driving ?

Apparently, it seems a lot easier to do (driving while drunk) or (drunk while driving) 

I once got pulled over for weaving in and out of the lanes. The officer came up to the window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

I said, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

[sophe_lfc_4_lyf]

Haha nice one

[ste123lfc]

well i've had a sh.it afternoon with one of my customers moaning and making me call them every hour on the hour about an issue they currently have with us- although its not our fault!!

Anyway- can't blame them really and am now having to get a press statement from the company who's fault it really is to reflect the sh.it off us!!

your not rick parry in disguise are ya

[dward]

Ever tried drink driving ?

Apparently, it seems a lot easier to do (driving while drunk) or (drunk while driving) 

I once got pulled over for weaving in and out of the lanes. The officer came up to the window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

I said, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

[account deleted by request]

well i've had a sh.it afternoon with one of my customers moaning and making me call them every hour on the hour about an issue they currently have with us- although its not our fault!!

Anyway- can't blame them really and am now having to get a press statement from the company who's fault it really is to reflect the sh.it off us!!

your not rick parry in disguise are ya

 

[dward]

I installled FM at school and put the file into zip and it didn't work.

Oh well, I didn't expect it to.

[woof woof !]

I installled FM at school and put the file into zip and it didn't work.

Oh well, I didn't expect it to.

If at first you don't succeed .



Give up ,


( and  think of all the things you could be good at  )

[Judge]

I installled FM at school and put the file into zip and it didn't work.

Oh well, I didn't expect it to.

If at first you don't succeed .



Give up ,


( and  think of all the things you could be good at  )

2 seconds later dward has his list

[tommycockles]

well i've had a sh.it afternoon with one of my customers moaning and making me call them every hour on the hour about an issue they currently have with us- although its not our fault!!

Anyway- can't blame them really and am now having to get a press statement from the company who's fault it really is to reflect the sh.it off us!!

your not rick parry in disguise are ya

 

haha- great timing!!

Today's been much better as i finally snapped and gave my customer a few home truths and they've backed down and are playing ball!!! Who's the daddy!!! 

It's like an agony aunt section this!!

[dward]

Fowler has just scored a hat-trick on FM

[sophe_lfc_4_lyf]

Anyone just been watching hollyoaks?

[adamnbarrett]

Anyone just been watching hollyoaks?

yerrrrp. Claire is a bitch.

[sophe_lfc_4_lyf]

I knoww i really hate her
Makes me so mad

[Kash_Mountain]

So how' your day been Sophe?